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Scotland 1 - Terrorists 0

Posted 07-04-2007 at 01:39 PM by stevec

OK, so we've had the drama and thankfully nobody was killed. Now I think it's time we laughed our collective asses off at these lunatics, who found out how painful it is to attack us mad jocks.

What kind of terrorist in his right mind (well, sort of), would attempt to disrupt Glasgow Airport, where pissed off Scots who have had to endure all manner of shitty weather all year are escaping to the sun for 2 weeks? I mean seriously, there are some things you don't stand in between a Scot and...

1) His beer!
2) His football!
3) His holiday in the sun!
4) All of the above!

I love the fact that despite ramming a car into the airport, attacking police officers and attempting to ignite gas cannisters in the car, one valiant soul in particular tackled them as only a Scot can...

Alex, we salute you! Hope the foot gets better soon son.
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  1. Old Comment
    Yes, thank goodness.

    Having been married to a Scotsman for 5 years, i would say you are %100 correct...but switch #1 and #2...:lmao:
    Posted 07-04-2007 at 04:00 PM by Night & Day Night & Day is offline
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    aye daft bastards what the fuck were the thinking.

    Eyewitness accounts.

    America:"Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"

    Glasgow "Cunt wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot,then decked him"

    America:"I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:"here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane!"

    America:"there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:"Fuck this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in"

    America:"We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for my life"

    Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

    America:there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:"There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"

    America:"i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
    Posted 07-04-2007 at 04:13 PM by Celticfc Celticfc is offline
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    :lmao: ^ my ex!

    Hey Gary, your ability to talk both 'english' and still retain your Scottish-ness is commendable.

    Posted 07-04-2007 at 08:19 PM by Night & Day Night & Day is offline
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    I love it! Alex McIlveen for president! :laugh:

    Celticfc, great commentary!
    Posted 07-05-2007 at 10:43 PM by Discoteque Discoteque is offline

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