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Posted 07-27-2007 at 06:38 AM by myusernamehere

If Fangirls Ruled the World

Bono would be President, and Davd Tennant would be Prime Minister. Sure neither are native to the countries they rule, but no need to follow canon. They would solve the world's problems by selling Free Trade T-shirts and wearing tight pin stripped suits. The G-8 summit will be replaced with a three day long charity concert featuring Madonna, Elton John, Green Day, the Emo Band of the Month, and some miraculously reunited band from the 80's.

Spike and Angel would now be married and living happily in "Hoyayville," a quiet little community on the coast of Florida. Of course their neighbors would be Harry Potter and Ron Weasley; Jack Shepard and James "Sawyer" Ford; Evil Dr. Will and Mike Boogie; and Sylar and Mohinder. One town over is Broyayville, but we won't go there, just ask the Petrellis about that one.

Deciding to have a baby will be easier than ever, as all women will have a list of "Captains" to impregnate them. The list includes, but is not limited to:
Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Kirk
Captain Picard
Captain Jack Harkness
Captain America
Captain Tightpants
Captain Kangaroo (not as popular as the others, but to each their own)

The Pulitzer Prize is now run by LiveJournal, and yearly they hand out awards for outstanding accomplishments in fan fiction. Categories include:
Best Slash Fic involving Television Characters (Current year's winner: Spike and Angel invite Giles over "for tea")
Best Slash Fic involving musical groups (Current year's winner: Bono, Edge and Sting "make an album" together)
Best Mary Sue Fic involving Television characters (Current year's winner: Sawyer, Jack and the newest "Lostee")
Best Mary Sue Fic involving the Emo Band of the Month (Current year's winner: The real inspiriation for "Hey There, Delilah")
Best Crossover (Current year's winner: Hermoine suddenly finds herself in the Tardis alone with Jack)
Best Use of Screencaps in a LOLstory (Current year's winner: The Sound of Squee) *fun fact: That is a real LOLstory, I couldn't make that up and I can't unsee it and I am scarred for life thank you very much.*

Speaking of Squee, it will now be illegal to use more than 15 e's and 12 exclamation points at the end of "Squee!" (It screws up the margins and creates a horizontal scroll).
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  1. Old Comment
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    girls want to have fun
    Posted 07-27-2007 at 06:49 AM by MissMaCo MissMaCo is offline
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    You either got that 100% or missed the boat entirely.
    Posted 07-27-2007 at 07:22 AM by myusernamehere myusernamehere is offline

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