If Bono were footwear, he'd be Bono Socks.

If Bono kept time, He'd be Bono Clocks.

If Bono studied geology, he'd be Bono Rocks.

If Bono were made of cardboard, he'd be Bono Box.

If Bono raced a horse, he'd be Bono Jocks.

If Bono gave you a rash, he'd be Bono Pox.

If Bono did inventory, he'd be Bono Stocks.

If Bono were deaf in one ear, he'd be Mono Vox.

If Bono were made of smoked...

Those expecting some form if review of the Green Day album, I'm sorry.

Of course now I get brain stew stuck in my head.

No. I canyt sleep. And I have never been more afraid if losing my mind than I am right now. I've seen Fight Club just twice. But the thought of creating another persona to do all the things I repress appeals to me. So every time I get insimnia, I fear I'm one step cloer to that happeningg. If course the fact that I'm cibsscioys of it pissibly happening...

Gather 'round children. Adam Clayton would like to tell you A Story.

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I wish I could explain this. I can't. I was extremely tired and I just started typing whatever weirdness popped into my head. I meant no offense, I was simply trying to be funny.

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My dog just let a monstrous fart that lasted his entire trot of our backyard. Sick animal. Billie Joe Armstrong, you're a sick individual.

I wish I could make a U2 caption like that but they don't duct tape themselves to each other.The only time I've seen U2 with duct tape,...

In The Land of Seagulls and Gingham
By Lewis Black
From his book, Me Of Little Faith


I haven't had a lot of contact with the Mormon Church, or as they call themselves, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Sure, I remember Donny and Marie from their seventies variety show. I knew one of them was a little bit country and the other one was a little bit rock and roll and together they were nothing less than horrifying as they created the musical equivalent...