Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Bonochick: *peers at the computer* You stupid mofo!
Bluey: What's wrong?
Bonochick: Somebody bid on this shirt that I wanted *pout*
FS: Oh don't worry. I'm sure it'll come up there again sometime.
Soulnation: You know they put the strangest stuff on Ebay.
Moonlit Angel: Yeah! I saw somebody put their ear wax on there *gags*
MG: *shakes her head* I hope nobody bought that.
Bonochick: Hey. I wonder how much the boys would go for on Ebay?
FS: Are you kidding? Probably like millions of dollars.
Bluey: *raises eyebrow* Bonochick...I don't like that look that you have on your face.
Bonochick: *grins* Well we could be filthy rich.
MG: Well why don't we try someone less famous first?
Moonlit Angel: How about Lemonboy?
FS: Yeah! Lemonboy would do anything for us!
Bluey: Well let's get him up here and let's convince him. *calls on the intercom* lemonboy? Could you come up please?
Lemonboy: Sure. *walks up to Bonochick's room* Can I do something for you girls? *smiles*
Bonochick: *puts arm around Lemonboy and smiles* How would you like to become known to millions of people around the world?
Lemonboy: *eyes widen* To millions of girls?
Moonlit Angel: Of course!
Lemonboy: Count me in! What is it?
MG: We'd like to put you up on Ebay.
Lemonboy: Are you serious?
FS: Yes! I mean think about it. You'd be known around the world and girls would be bidding for you and you'd get a percentage of the auction.
Lemonboy: *shrugs* Yeah what the hell. Let's do it!
Bonochick: *laughs evily* Your soul is MIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Bluey: You're strange you know that.
Bonochick: Of course! *starts typing madly*
*10 minutes later*
Bonochick: Done! Lemonboy, you're on Ebay!
Lemonboy: Alright! *stares at the screen* They can start bidding now.
MG: Well Lemonboy you've got to give it an hour for it to circle around on there.
Lemonboy: Okay i'll be back in an hour.
*An hour later*
Lemonboy: *excitedly* Did anybody bid yet?
FS: Nope not yet. But just be patient. We made this a quick bid so the auction will be over in a couple of hours.
Lemonboy: *pouts* Ok
MG: This doesn't seem to be going very well.
Bluey: Well you've got to think about it this way. Nobody would do a search on a Lemonboy.
Moonlit Angel: Yeah maybe we should bid on him just to make him feel better.
Soulnation: Well how much does everybody have?
Bonochick: Don't look at me. I spent my last euro buying some chocolates *grins*
FS: I've got 2 euros. Anybody else?
MG: *looks around* nope looks like you're the richest of us all.
Bluey: *laughs* Oh poor Lemonboy. Well at least he's going to be somewhat happy. FS he's gong to be yours.
FS: *grins* ohhhhh I get Lemonboy all to myself! I can think of a few things he can clean for me.
Lemonboy: *peeks in the door* Any luck?
Moonlit Angel: yes! Somebody bid on you!
Lemonboy: *giddy* Ohhhhh how much?
Bonochick: *lightly* 2 Euros.
Lemonboy: How much?
Bonochick: *clears her throat* 2 Euros.
Lemonboy: That's it?!?!?
MG: Well it's better than nothing! *hugs Lemonboy*
Lemonboy: How much longer till the auction ends?
FS: Oh it's over. And you're mine *grins*
Lemonboy: You bid on me???
FS: Yep now slave! To my room and clean out all my drawers and closets and organize everything neatly.
Lemonboy: Yes ma'am! *marches off to FS' room*
Bluey: Well that didn't work well with Lemonboy.
Bonochick: Yes but this is U2 we want to put on there! You know how many people search for U2 stuff everyday? Millions! *grins evily* I'm still going through with the plan
Bluey: What's wrong?
Bonochick: Somebody bid on this shirt that I wanted *pout*
FS: Oh don't worry. I'm sure it'll come up there again sometime.
Soulnation: You know they put the strangest stuff on Ebay.
Moonlit Angel: Yeah! I saw somebody put their ear wax on there *gags*
MG: *shakes her head* I hope nobody bought that.
Bonochick: Hey. I wonder how much the boys would go for on Ebay?
FS: Are you kidding? Probably like millions of dollars.
Bluey: *raises eyebrow* Bonochick...I don't like that look that you have on your face.
Bonochick: *grins* Well we could be filthy rich.
MG: Well why don't we try someone less famous first?
Moonlit Angel: How about Lemonboy?
FS: Yeah! Lemonboy would do anything for us!
Bluey: Well let's get him up here and let's convince him. *calls on the intercom* lemonboy? Could you come up please?
Lemonboy: Sure. *walks up to Bonochick's room* Can I do something for you girls? *smiles*
Bonochick: *puts arm around Lemonboy and smiles* How would you like to become known to millions of people around the world?
Lemonboy: *eyes widen* To millions of girls?
Moonlit Angel: Of course!
Lemonboy: Count me in! What is it?
MG: We'd like to put you up on Ebay.
Lemonboy: Are you serious?
FS: Yes! I mean think about it. You'd be known around the world and girls would be bidding for you and you'd get a percentage of the auction.
Lemonboy: *shrugs* Yeah what the hell. Let's do it!
Bonochick: *laughs evily* Your soul is MIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Bluey: You're strange you know that.
Bonochick: Of course! *starts typing madly*
*10 minutes later*
Bonochick: Done! Lemonboy, you're on Ebay!
Lemonboy: Alright! *stares at the screen* They can start bidding now.
MG: Well Lemonboy you've got to give it an hour for it to circle around on there.
Lemonboy: Okay i'll be back in an hour.
*An hour later*
Lemonboy: *excitedly* Did anybody bid yet?
FS: Nope not yet. But just be patient. We made this a quick bid so the auction will be over in a couple of hours.
Lemonboy: *pouts* Ok
MG: This doesn't seem to be going very well.
Bluey: Well you've got to think about it this way. Nobody would do a search on a Lemonboy.
Moonlit Angel: Yeah maybe we should bid on him just to make him feel better.
Soulnation: Well how much does everybody have?
Bonochick: Don't look at me. I spent my last euro buying some chocolates *grins*
FS: I've got 2 euros. Anybody else?
MG: *looks around* nope looks like you're the richest of us all.
Bluey: *laughs* Oh poor Lemonboy. Well at least he's going to be somewhat happy. FS he's gong to be yours.
FS: *grins* ohhhhh I get Lemonboy all to myself! I can think of a few things he can clean for me.
Lemonboy: *peeks in the door* Any luck?
Moonlit Angel: yes! Somebody bid on you!
Lemonboy: *giddy* Ohhhhh how much?
Bonochick: *lightly* 2 Euros.
Lemonboy: How much?
Bonochick: *clears her throat* 2 Euros.
Lemonboy: That's it?!?!?
MG: Well it's better than nothing! *hugs Lemonboy*
Lemonboy: How much longer till the auction ends?
FS: Oh it's over. And you're mine *grins*
Lemonboy: You bid on me???
FS: Yep now slave! To my room and clean out all my drawers and closets and organize everything neatly.
Lemonboy: Yes ma'am! *marches off to FS' room*
Bluey: Well that didn't work well with Lemonboy.
Bonochick: Yes but this is U2 we want to put on there! You know how many people search for U2 stuff everyday? Millions! *grins evily* I'm still going through with the plan