ok...how about stupid U2 stories?

[She Is Raging]

We've done embarrasing, now how about just plain old stupid?


Yesterday I was driving home from the Sox game and realized that I had two messages on my cell phone, so I'm listening and all I hear is the live version of "last night on earth" on both of them. So I'm like... hmmm, ok, cryptic messages from someone. after much thinking (ouch), I realize, it's the live version from the Popmart Mexico video... that I had been watching that afternoon and dozed off during it. Apparently I must have rolled over onto my cell phone and somehow manage to call myself twice and leave myself a few messages while I was asleep.

Anyone else?

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It's no secret that the stars, are falling from the sky...
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-Kathleen-

 

[SamanthaPuff]

You should have been watching ZOO TV instead. Bono looks so freaking HOT in it he holds your interest and no way would you have fallen asleep!

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Just as you find me
always I will be
a little bit too free
with myself
-Bono and Edge

 

[martha]

OMG, Raging! Thank you! I had such a crappy-ass day and your little, cute tale made me laugh in an affectionate way. More!

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...a highway with no one on it, a treasure just to look upon it...

"The skeletal structure of your foot is not normal." -- my podiatrist 8-6-01

 

[She Is Raging]

Originally posted by martha:
OMG, Raging! Thank you! I had such a crappy-ass day and your little, cute tale made me laugh in an affectionate way. More!

You're very welcome Martha

Glad I could help. I have plenty of stupid stories, unfortunately most of them arent U2 related....

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It's no secret that the stars, are falling from the sky...
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-Kathleen-

 

[Discoteque]

Um...stupid? not sure, maybe just U2-related. <smirk>

Went to the dentist yet AGAIN this aft...as I was leaving:

Nurse: OK so we have you down for November 19 for your next checkup.
Me: OK... *pause. ponder* Um...wait, I may have to get back to you on that...I may be in Las Vegas that day at a U2 concert!
Nurse *perkily*: Oh I'm sure BONE-O won't mind if you miss the concert to visit us again! Har. De. Har. Har. Ahem.

At work I have the WebShots app where you can import pics (U2 for me!) to create auto-changing wallpaper and screen saver. So our VP comes down to visit our group the other day, and this cute piccie was on my screen:

http://wsphotofews.excite.com/023/F4/Cd/93/tY64703.jpg]/img]

A---: Oi, who's bum is that?
Me [scratching at the monitor]: Ooooh, that's Edge's cute little BUTT!!! *with a hair-tossing giggle*
A---: [pauses, and gives me a look one gives a crazy aunt in the basement] I am [i]seriously[/i] worried about you, my dear.

LOL!!!

Disco

 

[She Is Raging]

LOL... I love these work related PLEBA stories... my personal favorite was one of my baby's father asking me over my shoulder - "what exactly is in bono's pants?"

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It's no secret that the stars, are falling from the sky...
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-Kathleen-

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Checking in!

I was rushing into work one day, late as hell, and one of my co-workers was walking up behind me.

All of a sudden I heard her say, "Oh, I knew that was your car!", so I swing around like, "Huh?" And she answered, "I saw the heart with the 'U2' drawn on the side door. I knew that was April's car when I saw it!."

Unbeknownst to me, the night before a friend of mine had drawn it outside the bar we were at as we were standing there talking. lol

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"Enough of this video bullshit, I'm going to give you some culture. Know what I mean?" -Larry

~April

 

[SamanthaPuff]

Ha, ha! Bono's laughing, look at that big smile!

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Just as you find me
always I will be
a little bit too free
with myself
-Bono and Edge