Seal Killer!
I am kidding my dear Canadian friend ... see, that's why I am going to teach you how to cook so you never have to eat seal again.
I have some serious psychological issues with certain foods ...
Lambs--they're too cute
Deer--deer huning is huge here in Wisconsin, but I have not and will never eat dear meat
Eggs--well, i eat eggs now, but I went through this ten year phase where I couldn't eat eggs because I kept picturing cute fuzzy yellow chicks.