I read the Onion

[elizabeth]

Don't know if anyone else does, but I did a search for "U2" in their archives. Came up with funny stuff.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3302/time_of_loss_3302.html

(this one's creepy-weird because i LIVE in pittsburgh!)
http://www.theonion.com/onion3621/account_manager.html

not so funny: http://www.theonion.com/onion3218/watch_mouth_3218.html

 

[clarityat3am]

I read The Onion...haven't been able to in a while since...well I post here too much...lol. I like it!

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"It's all about drums."

"What's with all the glitter? I thought you didn't like our mirrorball lemon and shit. Well it's too late to change your mind now." -- Bono, Indianapolis, May 10, 2001

"Tonight with us, we have people who turned celebrity on its head. Celebrities are supposed to be somebody special, film stars, rock stars, we're celebrities. Supposed to be heroes, but we're not heroes. We're very selfish people who enjoy what they do, thank you very much. But here tonight we have from the fire department of New York City, from the police department of New York City, men and women that came down to catch the U2 show tonight. Theirs is the kind of bravery that can truly change the world." --Bono, Notre Dame, October 10, 2001

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com

 

[Lilly]

Blatant sarcasm + unexcusable cynism = the Onion.

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Taste is the enemy of art.

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by Lilly:
Blatant sarcasm + unexcusable cynism = the Onion.

i think it's spelled "cynicism"

 

[zooropamanda]

i think its funny

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they're singin deck the halls
but its not like Christmas at all