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hey guys it really is me can i have my job back? :sad:

hey guys it hurts :sad:

hey guys its cause im black, isnt it? :sad:

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hey guys its a bum rap vick is getting the shaft hes a "vicktim" get it? hahah i kill myself sometimes anyways here i am in training camp kickin ass as always after my heroic return from injury this team is goin 16-0 clearly on my back lets hope i dont throw it out or blow out my...

hey guys i'm here in philly with my knee in a bandage but i'm ok really why doesnt anyone believe me how bout them colts peyton only wishes he was as good as me instead of choking in the afc championship i choke in the super bowl yeah baby but i did choke 3 times in the nfc...

hey guys ouch that hurt i'm here on an examination table in the linc and i thought of my friends you might be worried but i'm fine it hurt, but really i'm fine honestly i came back from a hernia and i kick ass really the cart was just because coach didn't want me to have to walk all...

yeah, so are you but looks aren't everything ;)

i like this guy he knows his stuff so i've started work on my children's book for sale right next to some other hack's piece of fiction here is my prediction i predict a 16-0 season i'll throw 52 touchdowns and 0 interceptions at least and of course three straight playoff victories...

hey guys this thread is great we're gonna kick so much ass this year who cares about dallas and that chump who do they have keyshawn johnson has a mouth bigger than his head terry glenn is washed up and i think they picked up some other receiver who only goes by his initials what a tool...

hey guys im kinda bummed to see you all ragging on me for what i said its all true to is a bitch i hate him we would have been undefeated with joe jurevicius and to see you all slag on me after my heroic season ending surgery now youve all made me cry im gonna go get my mom to make me...

hey guys turns out that tom isnt so great after all i bet peyton was just sick thats what it was marvin harrison had to call his plays he was about to throw up too bad i wasnt in there i woulda won but my heroic season-ending surgery prevented that next year though guys we dont need...

hey guys i'm going to kick some ass so you can stuff it kid and then when the eagles beat the pats 45-0 in superbowl xli you can buy me a cheesesteak in honor of my awesomeness and then stuff it kid i woulda been in the pro bowl again if it wasnt for my heroic season-ending surgery and...

hey guys i'm back to tell you all that i'm going to be ready to kick some ass next year you're all invited to the linc to see my greatness we'll all go to geno's for some cheesesteaks afterwards and some poutine wacky quebecers

hey guys maybe i can take a sweet trip to hawaii when i recover from my heroic season-ending surgery without that whiney receiver aloha

:sad: im gonna go back to my bed now thanks for nothing guys

see how cool i am? ive been practicing my 13375p33k since i got my heroic sports hernia surgery ive had lots of downtime cause it ended my season and mike mcmahon is nowhere near as awesome as me so my team got nowhere without me pretty sweet huh? i'm teh shit

:sad: its only coz u werent sick that u won i wuz teh hero i should b mvp i should have that ride not that whiney basturd n00b receever he wuz no hero stfu n00b!!1!!111!! lol pwned

HAY GUYZ WUTS GOING ON IN DIS TOPIXX?1!!?/!?//slash1!

hey guys just thought i'd post from my bed where i am currently suffering from a heroic surgery for a sports hernia it ended my season but we'll be back next year...we don't need that cocky putz we've got Reggie Brown now if you'll excuse me, my mom's made me some of this fantastic Chunky...