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Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word "manure". You know, it's "newer", which is good, and a "ma" in front of it. Ma-nure! When you consider the other choices, "manure" is actually pretty refreshing!!

Is that the standard deal? Because I bet you'd offer Ted Danson a lot more.

Maybe this will become a cool thing, living with your parents.

Hey, let me tell ya...that Darth Vader's got nothing on me, baby! I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate...I got it all!!!!!!

Ah, Headache...how I pity you. Pity's very underrated. I like pity. It's good.

I gotta tell ya...I don't really mind alters. In fact, I think I like them! It's kind of like the real life equivalent of getting a toupee.