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Cow decided to fly a plane That cow is quite insane. Cow decided to climb a tree It fell off and broke its knee. Cow decided to drive a car That moo cow not go too far. The end (for now)

Mr. Poopy has fun Mr. Poopy has fun Mr. Poopy has fun on his tum tum tum! Mr. Poopy has fun. Thank you very much. (Mr. Poopy is not in anyway related to Timmy The Turd or Mr. Hankey, but does know them socially. No poopies were harmed in making this post.)

You must be thinking. What the heck is going on at my job?? :lol: (First, there's a girl who farted on me....now this! No..I am not making this up! I swear! ) Last night I was helping out a customer and needed to go to the back stockroom. I turn the corner, and there's a guy and a girl going...

Here I am in work. A girl (co-worker) comes by and squats down next to me and lets out this gigantic loud fart. Ok, I was impressed. It was quite loud. She looks up at me as to judge my reaction. My response was "that was interesting." She replies back," wait...there's more," and proceeds to...

I mean Unforgettable Fire, not Uncle Floyd :) Whenever I play it on pc, it locks up when it changes trax. It's fine on a regular cd player or my dvd player. YAY! "Bad" is on now! :wave: :wave: :wave: " Wide Awake! I'm not sleeping.....oh no."

YAY! all day marathon of "Mr. Ed" on TV Land. :) :) :)

It was on the door. At first, I thought it was leaf. I got closer and noticed it had bug tootsies and a head. I think they're supposed to be good luck or something. It's also against the law to kill them.

.....and am HYPER!!!!!!!!!! :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave I tink I bought candy too soon. I should've waited until next week. BURP!!!!!!!!! excuse me.....candy burp. :wave: :wave: :wave:

The kid next door (10 year old boy) has a trumpet. He makes noises on it non-stop! Now, he's making fart sounds and what sounds like some animal mating call. The other night he was "playing" it until 11:30pm! :no: :no: :wave: :wave: :no: :no:

Hmm.....what sort of crunchies should I buy?

I think I'll get something to eat to stop tummy from growling at me.

On a Frank Zappa board. Same usual crap.....Edge can't play. U2 suck, because they're popular and Bono is arrogant, etc....etc. :mad: Oh, and the ever popluar one...U2 were only good in the 80s. :mad: I tried to defend the band, but it's a lost cause. Some will never understand or "get" U2...

AHH! Watch out Bullwinkle! The Moonmen are coming to Frostbite Falls. :yes: :yes: :yes:

I think I'll just stick to watching re-runs of "Leave It To Beaver" on Classic TV channel, and stop watching the tv news altogther. If you're CNN, you must constantly show the same video over and over and over again. And don't forget to make mistakes in your reporting. A nice touch is to...

I was clearing away weeds and stuff in backyard, and I pulled up poison ivy by mistake.:sad: Now my arms, legs, back of neck, and one tootsie are all itchy. :ohmy: :wave: :ohmy:

It was itchy. :wave: :wave: :wave:

I need to go the store to buy some now. :wave: :lol: :wave: :lol: :wave:

I dreamt I was at a U2 concert. The venue looked like a small auditorium, but was as big as MSG. I was sitting on stage right in the 4th row. Bono was on the right of the stage wearing Macphisto clothes, but looked like he does now. Weird part. After each song, U2 would take like a 10 minute...

Either I'm hungry or a fart is about to attack. :wave: :wave: :wave:

Think I ate too many BBQ chips. Burp tasted like tater chips. :applaud: That was a good burp. I'm proud of it.

He gets on my nerves dunno why, but he does. Maybe it's those suspenders. :no: :wave: :no: :wave:

Soda doesn't like me. It makes me burp.:wave: :wave: :wave:

oh.......the cow went moo and I lost my shoe. And I lost my mind I went boo hoo. And my shoe fell off and I lost my ear. Oh boy I hope I dont lose me rear. Oh....the worm went tweet. And I ate my feet. And my ear fell off bleep bleep bleep. The moose went woo. And I thought I did too. Tra la...

I had this really bizarre U2 dream. U2 are rehearsing in this recording studio for a tour. Larry & Adam looked pretty much as they do now. Bono was wearing JT type clothes; Edge had the numbered jersey. Bono is on stage with a clear plastic window banging it on the floor. The tune was SBS...

:wave: Hi all! :wave: Just joined a few days ago. Seems like a cool place here. Well...Hi everyone. :wave: