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Can I apply this to school as well? I do believe it would help with my studies and participation points if I came to class wasted.

I love you Canada...

I don't pay attention to celebrity marriages anymore. By the time I find out they hitched, they've already divorced. :eeklaugh:

Buon Compleanno!!!

Is it possible to carry illegal substances in your bum over seas? If so, I may require your assistance...

If I were in the States and had to get up before 11:00, I'd definitely be hittin that 32 oz. of Mountain Dew when available. But since I'm in Italy, I'm all like, "Give me that cappucino freddo fools" and they do. So I still have a rather high dosage of caffeine in order to keep my mind limber...

Any ticket stating the concerts, trips, exhibits, and performances I've been to...

Sit ups, push ups, kick boxing, walking, and hella dancing at the club :dance: :hyper:

At least the show did not have child participation of any kind like Barney. He only spoke to furniture, so we were safe.

Happy Birthday!!!!! :wave:

What if you gave all the elderly piggyback rides and I rode them like donkeys. Would you be satisfied with that situation? I think the injury level is nonexistent because everyone is afraid to do so. Let's set the curb. Everybody find the closest old person and throw them on your back and...

You's a stone cold pimp of the nation, bear. Turning bitches down like it wasn't no thing. Shit. It's Bear, Kid Rock, and Slick Willy in the DC shrine from now on my friend. Play on playa.

No pics to post, but Renoir, Tolousse-Lautrec, Monet of course, and Gaugin.:p

Looking at pictures of Larry Getting a satisfying meal from the cafeteria Getting mail from my family Having a message on my door when I get home Knowing an answer that snotty bitch doesn't know :mad: Finding a picture that brings back great memories Making everything into a quote from a song

Laundry, looking at the ceiling fans, wondering who would win in a wrestling match..... Steven Tyler or Gandi.... hmmm... foood. I'm out.:der:

I like tigerlilies.... WHERE IS CALLUNA TO POST IN THIS THREAD?? THIS WOULD BE RIGHT UP HER ALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wave:

Fold it up, my friends. Fold it up.

YEEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY SPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :combust:

No offense to all you tech people, but this sounds like something only a man constantly stuck in cyber world with cum stains on his keyboard and eyes shrunken to the size of skittles would invent...:grumpy:

I went to Perugia, Italy this weekend for a European Chocolate festival. I definitely saw sculptures of Pinnochio, the Blue Fairy, and other characters from the fairytale in solid chocolate. I drank a hot chocolate that tasted like melted hersheys syrup, and saw many a Italian child o.d.ing...

I think the bouncers were suffering from a little power trip. Sometimes you give a person authority and they just take it for granted, meaning they fuck you over just to make themselves feel better. Although I could see where they were trying to control what could have turned into an extremely...

Man, don't let that crazy woman get to you. You aren't a bad driver. In my opinion, the way of the road is an all out free for all. Think of it as a game. The pedestrian is challenging you in a game to see if they can get to the other side of the road before you get to the cross stop...

Just remember it is never too late to learn anything!

Purple is my favorite color because it has so many meanings to it. Also, I like purple because it changes depending upon what kind of lighting it is in. It can appear redder, bluer.... its a very moody color.