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Pooh Bear & Friends In "Special Delivery" One day Pooh and Twitchlet were lounging in Pooh's hole when there came a ring of the doorbell far above. "It's the mail man!" keened Twitchlet, overturning his overflowing hubcap of cigarette butts. "Don't touch the mail, it might be infected!"...

Jamison, 42, denied the band name was a pun on 'Marine Corps'. "We would never mock the military," Jamison said. "The military flows in our veins just as it does in our audience's. No, we named the band after a body that washed up outside my pad in Malibu."

it's the future, it's 2027 and sorry to say it doesn't get any better. Turns out, Songs of Experience was the LAST U2 album ever, but they're still talking about maybe doing Songs of ASSENT sometime soon. They've been talking about it for a...

new one. I don't care what you're eating. Couldn't give a shit. What am I eating?

We have a right to know. What's he building in there? What the hell is he building in there? He has subscriptions to those magazines He never waves when he goes by. I hear he used to have a consulting business, in Indo-nesia.

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Aka Hot Doges Thread 1. Enrico Dandolo Built a fleet for the Fourth Crusade. Said crusaders disorganised and hopelessly in hock to his city republic, crusade was diverted to a sack of Constantinople, ruining what remained of the Eastern Roman Empire and setting back east-west relations by...

Leader singer 'Tommo' York said he and Jonny were really excited to be getting back in the studio to record more of the pop hits that their fans just scream for. "Let's twist and shout like we did last summer let's twist and shout ... all in the air let's do the fucking twist we're the radio...

They only play for a minute. Hence the name. Cute gimmick. Better than their earlier band 'The Military'.

I of course, am the lemonade man in question. Here, have some lemonade. Don't worry about how I made it, just put those cares where they belong, up your ass, and drink. Nice. Sweet. It's my Lemonade stand, and i'm the lemonade man. I just whistle a good old tune and keep pumping that...

"Hi, I'm Tom... this is Jonny, and over there is Colin and Phil and the other guy... and together, we're The Radio Heads!" "We're a bunch of classic Radio Heads, and I think you'll really dig the smooth grooves we've got ready to lay down some rubber on your Saturday night! The oldies and...

when people ask - and they do ask - I tell them it's a stegosaurus. it mainly eats insects, but sometimes also bits of people.

Imma let you finish

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Here's mine, and they both come from Racing Like A Pro; one time you were blowing young ruffians your mind is racing like a pronoun But I have others. See you inside watching swans on TV Livin' and dyin' in New York it means nothing to me

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Don't say I don't deliver, gang. Well me, personally, lately I've been going for a mix of cocaine, ground-down codeine and chilli powder. It really kicks like a mule, but also helps with the pain.

This is where you talk about me. Let's talk about me, and what makes me tick, my dreams, my thoughts, my nuances. But enough about me; what do you think about me?

down with imposters and third-wayers, I am the real Ted Connors, and I've been imprisoned in this cellar for 16 years! I'm TED CONNORS!!! I'm Ted. Connors.

I'mma let you finish...

It'll be called The Crooked Cops, and will play only hits.

I know I sometimes give the impression of being against upbeat, poppy, party music. Well, yes and no. If it's the sugary kind, yeah... but now if we're talking about Athens, Georgia's The B52s, with their mainline back into some kind of retrofitted rock and roll weirdness, then that is another...

on, what might it be? In my case: 'The Scranton Strangler'.

Truly, are there no depths these guys cannot plumb. There is no bottom. Just when you think you've hit the bottom, the bottom falls out.

So. Milton..... yeaaaah... whaaaat's happening?