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    is piggyback-ing the elderly generally non-adviseable?

    so sometimes when i am stressed i pick up my s/o or anyone nearby and give them a ride on my back. sometimes i let them sit on me while i crawl on all fours and pretend i'm an elephant while waving my arm trunklike it's all in good innocent fun and works 1-ders for stress-relief. truly so his...
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    thank you, vladimir nabokov...

    Poem inspired by Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita climb, limbs pluck that fruit and after, I?ll banish myself from your garden ham- or hum-burger? she is salome who wants my heart on a hotplate my love prefers junk to cui(sin)e I scrawled some words on paper a literature so bizarre it has to be...
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    Girl In A Miniskirt Reading The Bible Outside My Window

    by Charles Bukowski Sunday, I am eating a grapefruit, church is over at the Russian Orthadox to the west. she is dark of Eastern descent, large brown eyes look up from the Bible then down. a small red and black Bible, and as she reads her legs keep moving, moving, she is doing a slow rythmic...
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    I think I had a spiritual attack

    http://answering-islam.org/Life/attack.html Gist of it: I've been reading up on philosophy books just to suss out Christianity and suss out what atheists think of it and have been troubled by what I've found The only comforting tract is CS Lewis' writings So... Last night couldn't sleep kept...
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    Attention Deathbear, Enlarge Your Breasts

    goodnight.
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    nice poem for forlorn DOL-ers

    "Amor Vincit Omnia" Edgar Bowers Love is no more. It died as the mind dies: the pure desire Relinquishing the blissful form it wore, The ample joy and clarity expire. Regret is vain. Then do not grieve for what you would efface, The sudden failure of the past, the pain Of its unwilling change...
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    open mike/random verse thread

    palms pressed on the panes feeling the frozen space in front my index finger squeaks on it trying to write something urgent the mark-makings of a caveman the bad man has caught us -- mother mother I didn't know I was all grown up until I saw my reflection in the pain and knew I was truly alone...
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    2 Howards, 1 Denise

    Seeing for a Moment Denise Levertov I thought I was growing wings-- it was a cocoon. I thought, now is the time to step into the fire-- it was deep water. Eschatology is a word I learned as a child: the study of Last Things; facing my mirror--no longer young, the news--always of death...
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    perhaps he/she was a violent vegetarian

    So this is the story. Someone broke into my studio between 10pm last night and 8am today, and stabbed one of my paintings with a scissors and pin. That's all. Didn't pilfer any of my tools or write graffiti on anything. Description of painting: I had vacuum-packed a painting in which I used...
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    poetry as function or art

    Read this http://www.plagiarist.com/articles/?artid=2 and this http://www.plagiarist.com/articles/?artid=44 Excerpts: I want to stress that POETRY IS NOT ABOUT SELF-EXPRESSION. I don't know where this outright falsehood began (probably with the acceptance of the "Confessional Poets," which...
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    jeepers whakush! you guys were in my dream last night

    OK for some reason, I dreamed that we were ALL back at school, Bono was our professor, and we were taking a course on DATA, Africa, Drop The Debt etc... He was very passionate and pained when he spoke, as if every word took up much effort. Then in my dream, I woke up, was late for the exam...
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    It's Official #boy

    I'm hungry. whakush!
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    LMAO

    http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ ------------------ During Duchamp's day, we were jung and easily freudened.
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    how to play like the edge

    http://www.riffinteractive.com/lyler/archive.asp?dir=02-18-02
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    an excerpt from my current reading... 'RACING DAEMON' by David Hare

    Three clergymen (Rev Harry, Rev ?Streaky? and Rev Tony) are at a restaurant discussing the doctrine and practice of their parish, and of one priest in particular?Lionel?who isn?t at the restaurant with them. Tony is disillusioned with the way Lionel, and the Church in general, is handling...
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    this new forum has taught me one thing

    Radiohead threads are only fun when they intrude the main forum. It's sad and disillusioning, but true! Oh well, hope I change my mind. --------------- be rungified
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    three chords and the tooth

    Off to the dentist today. *SHUDDER* I really dislike him because he scolds everyone while he pokes instruments into their mouths. Meanwhile, he even asks angry questions ("have you been taking care of your teeth?!") and expects you to answer! I hope he doesn't pms on me today... Worst part is, I...
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    wails of the ulama

    The wails of the ulama It's like a haunting sound that resonates through the air before dawn As a kid I used to be so afraid of the wails and woke my mother up I thought they were ghosts But now I kinda like the idea of it: me lying in bed listening to the pagan yelling his heart out to his...
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    may i touch said he (by e e cummings)

    (may i touch said he how much said she a lot said he) why not said she (let's go said he not too far said she what's too far said he where you are said she) may i stay said he (which way said she like this said he if you kiss said she may i move said he it is love said she) if you're willing...
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    strike a chord will ya

    The intro of All I Want Is You is exactly like The First Time, only in a different key. I like rambutans, too. . . ... I think Christina is cool. . .. . . feel too red and felt stupid wells are deep so one can't climb out chimes in the garden they don't know their music like I don't know...
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    The Zoolander thread

    Can't tell you how much I enjoyed this film. It was so stupid and over the top, it was actually funny! Please, no comparisons to There's Something About Mary, as that show was crapola (I don't understand why more guys than girls liked it). Zoolander's banned here but I watched it in New Zealand...
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    Lethargy is a many splendoured thing

    Bones heavy Eyelids droopy the days are hot and the air is dry <----so warm humid moist tired groggy afternoon sunlight bright hot------> rest in rattan chairs contemplating blank stares hands move without thoughts and thoughts are still in dreamland blahs ----------------- be rungified
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    recent EDGE pics?

    please? He's so luverly! 4a
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    I must be the only person who loathes

    the works of Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte. Tepid!
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    stolen puppies for sale

    Here's something. I don't know about your neighbourhood, but here there is a black market for stolen pets. My own dogs got dognapped years ago. These stolen creatures get sold for hundreds of dollars, especially the purebreds. My sister came across an extremely cute basset hound with long...
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