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dear diary... i was so happy today to see the new forum. for one, i could finally read all those happy birthday pms from elvis that i have long missed. plus, i got to see an old classic from gickies gageeze. i shall enjoy the smell of the prague spring while it lasts. :heart: xoxo...

That's right. After doing some soul searching, I've decided that I need to draw from some different energy. Thus, I am changing my name to "Esther," and buying cone boobs. Now I know what you're thinking. My mother, Comtess Whortense XI de Hortreuse-on-the-Avon Lady of the Chinese Finger...

i claim this spot as an official pleba embassy. let's all lust after paul in here. :angry: since i am the ambassador of the pleba embassy, i need to hire natives to do all my work. if you would like a job, let me know your qualifications here. ~*~*dO iT nOw If YoU dArE*~*~ :drool: :bono...

no one put me on their buddy list. i want buddies!!!!111 add me now or there will be severe consequences!!!111 i'll go coalition on your ass!!!11 :angry: oh and congratulate me on post #300 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

i mean, he can be reealllly ugly in some of his pictures. please find them. i want to be so grossed out that i want to vomit. :angry:

i'm willing to expose myself on command. how about you? let's play truth or dare!!!!111 it's your turn first. :angry:

so why are you looking at it???!!!!! :angry: this is a picture of me from the other day. i was getting my hair colored. do you like? :sexywink: :angry:

Yes, my little children. It is time to reminisce on your favorite Whortense moments. Find my threads. Comment. Love me. You know you want to.

ohh ohhh....hey ey ey ey oh oh ohhhhhhhh feel so high feel so high feel so high feel so high i feel so high i feel so high whoo hoooooooo high high high hiiiiigh

so i had to say goodbye to "the x-files" and "ally mcbeal" the last two days. of course, both shows were certainly in their twilight, and it didn't terribly surprise me...but still, i'll miss them both. so what are they going to replace them with? those damn reality shows i bet. who the fuck...

http://forum.interference.com/u2feedback/Forum7/HTML/005352.html join now or die!!!111111 ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

yes that's right. time for W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E.'s birthday. to celebrate, i'm posting boys. now post too. for a limited time, you get free membership into W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E. non-posters must pay shipping and handling (GST / PST / VAT where applicable). post now!!!!1111....////...

i never post in eykiw anymore. i read it about once a week, but all my little time here (i have a job now...yay) has been engrossed in that insanity we call fym. but the insanity seems to have ended, so i'll likely be spending little time there as well. oh and nathan bexton is cute...

today it has been five months since whortense first entered this forum. what would you do without me???? :D ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

u.s. olympic bronze medalist figure skater, timothy goebel, is very cute. *licks lips ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

i just realized that the "treasure" and "million dollar hotel" forums are gone. i miss them already. -mlle. salevagine ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

i am better than all of you exponentially. i hereby declare this forum closed, due to my overwhelming presence. you are not allowed to post here any longer. -mlle. sallevagine ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

this is my new emoticon. no one else is allowed to use it. no more . if you dislike it, i will suck out your brains from your nostrils. that is all. -mlle. sallevagine ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

*big, wet whore kiss, with 50 years worth of cigarette smoking entering your oral passage how is it going????? ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

*big, wet whore kiss, with 50 years worth of cigarette smoking entering your oral passage how is it going????? ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

who loves them??? iiii ddddddoooooooo!!11 very enjoyable, non-formulaic electronic, although orbital has been accused of having their own formula that is repeated. where are the orbital fans????!@@@2 ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

Re: http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?termid=3853 "Whoretense--So...what's with the Ryan Phillipe thing?" i think he's hot, and there's no other place in the forum i can do this. i'd share in my pleba oogling, but, while they are very cute in their own right and i'd be happy to look...

these threads are too hilarious. keep up the good work. ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington

i found my smiley. now if only we could get that on the list of header icons, i would retire the icon in place of this one. do we really need two in the list? *licks lips ------------------ ~whortense wiffin walla walla, washington [This message has been edited by Whortense...

the first party of the first panda may sue the second party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda. article 36, section 19: 'one panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance.' did you know that when one little panda pulls on another panda's...