Recent content by Whortense

dear diary... i was so happy today to see the new forum. for one, i could finally read all those happy birthday pms from elvis that i have long missed. plus, i got to see an old classic from gickies gageeze. i shall enjoy the smell of the prague spring while it lasts. :heart: xoxo...

Dr. Phil, I caught my husband wearing my bra and panties. And then I caught him trying on my vagina. I was so angry that I kicked him out of our $5 million dollar mansion and sent him packing to the nearest Four Seasons (I'll show him!). I'm so angry that I'm considering sending back his...

You're in hell, Hans Moleman. That's where you are.

I am everyone and everything. Worship me. :hyper:

Oh wow! Thanks for remembering my birthday! I'll let you in on what I did today! My friend, Stoney, and I went over to Buckle’s, and Puff turned us on to a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of Percocet jimmies. I woke up with blood on my ass, and then we got...

IT'S MEEEE!!!!!!1111 I'M PRETTYYYYY!!!!!11111 Melon

That's right. After doing some soul searching, I've decided that I need to draw from some different energy. Thus, I am changing my name to "Esther," and buying cone boobs. Now I know what you're thinking. My mother, Comtess Whortense XI de Hortreuse-on-the-Avon Lady of the Chinese Finger...

My gift... ...to you. :angry:

Goddamn you, Whortenses. Your storyline has been going on for three years. When the hell are you going to end? We ALL know that you really love your husband, but that your sister and the staff writers are manipulating you to think that you love Julian. Please...three years is long enough...

it's me, silly. :angry:

i claim this spot as an official pleba embassy. let's all lust after paul in here. :angry: since i am the ambassador of the pleba embassy, i need to hire natives to do all my work. if you would like a job, let me know your qualifications here. ~*~*dO iT nOw If YoU dArE*~*~ :drool: :bono...

~*~*OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU GET ME?????????? IS IT PLATINUM????????? OR IS IT GOLD????????? FRANKINCENSE?????????? MYRRH??????????????*~*~ :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

i don't know what people are thinking, but this is clearly a five-star thread. don't you agree, _________ whortense? :angry:

no one put me on their buddy list. i want buddies!!!!111 add me now or there will be severe consequences!!!111 i'll go coalition on your ass!!!11 :angry: oh and congratulate me on post #300 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

ooh la la i think it is ***** or ******* or *****************************. those are my favorites.