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    First Lemonade Stand Post In 10 Years One of 'Kieran McConville's' 'Stories'

    Pooh Bear & 'Friends' In No More Apostrophes Pooh and Twitchlet sat watching the buzzing sun machine stuck in its tracks like a scarab beetle, far above in the peeling Great Old Sky Dome. It hadnt rained for aeons, and the strike at the mill had gone on so long that everyone forgot what the...
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    First Lemonade Stand Post In 10 Years One of 'Kieran McConville's' 'Stories'

    Do you know some jerk made a Pooh bear movie based on nothing. Its just some lunatic in a Pooh mask. What the hell does that have to do with A.A. Milnes classic characters?
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    First Lemonade Stand Post In 10 Years One of 'Kieran McConville's' 'Stories'

    Pooh Bear and Friends in 'Eyeore's Funeral' One day, deep into the fourth millennium, the half-life of Eyeore's charcoal carcass finally gave out its last. Towards the end, his dim complaining had constituted a sort of gentle background radiation, bathing the denziens of Pooh corner like a...
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    First Lemonade Stand Post In 10 Years One of 'Kieran McConville's' 'Stories'

    Oh sure, why not. I will pull one out my ass. Nah, I gotta million of em.
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    I've Been on Interference So Long...

    Fake Edge made all my wildest dreams come true.
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    First Lemonade Stand Post In 10 Years One of 'Kieran McConville's' 'Stories'

    Pooh is the sort of fellow who could, to paraphrase Clive James, go through a lifetime's supply of anything in about two weeks.
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    First Lemonade Stand Post In 10 Years One of 'Kieran McConville's' 'Stories'

    A lifetime's supply of shit. That was what it was. Shit.
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    *licks lips and groans "can i have some?"

    All of Kieran McConvilles so called stories in this thead (sic).
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    Random Music Talk CXXVIII: Cobbler's 42 Hat Sucks

    And just for the hell of it, the answer to a question nobody asked - my favourite obscure Van Morrison outtake.
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    Random Music Talk CXXVIII: Cobbler's 42 Hat Sucks

    I have heard Dweller on The Threshold, as it happens. A number of versions including the original studio track, don't entirely do it for me, but this live version from later in the eighties really brings the energy. Not even close to my favourite Van Morrison song, although I quite enjoy it...
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    First Lemonade Stand Post In 10 Years One of 'Kieran McConville's' 'Stories'

    Pooh Bear & Friends In "Special Delivery" One day Pooh and Twitchlet were lounging in Pooh's hole when there came a ring of the doorbell far above. "It's the mail man!" keened Twitchlet, overturning his overflowing hubcap of cigarette butts. "Don't touch the mail, it might be infected!"...
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    I joined a U2 fan forum in 2020

    I'm actually Fake Edge, guys. From the future.
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    I joined a U2 fan forum in 2020

    I came back from the future and joined a U2 forum in 2040; you won't believe what happened next.
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