Recent content by Hans Moleman

Indeed, indeed! Unfortunately, the spring thaw has not reached my box. But I digress. Here's to the old days...and the new ones ahead for all of us.

I seem to have dropped my glasses. And my brain. :sad:

Ooh...can this be an "all trolls" thread? There's some of you I haven't seen in a long time! :hyper:

Claw! Put your mask back on! :angry:

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that's what i tell women all the time. damn women. maybe if they pray to God more and have less abortions, they can be healed of their womanness and be a man like God intended for all of His creatures. ~the moleman formerly known as "melon"

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it's been a long time since i've been in here. i forgot my password and was too lazy to retrieve it. oh what is a troll to do? ~the moleman formerly known as "melon"

Since you are interested in alternative therapies, it seems, go to an acupuncturist. It's great for fatigue issues. And, yes, you have to quit smoking and coffee. ~the moleman formerly known as "melon"

what a typical newbie thread. i find such threads to be morally deviant. i register my outrage, and, if you don't watch out, i'll get tipper gore and her band of wealthy political wives to put a rating system on the internet. i'll make sure threads like these are rated xxxxxxxxxxxxxx...

why'd you mess up the numbering system? geez. ------------------ "Oh no...my brains."

my cat's breath smells like cat food. ------------------ "Oh no...my brains."

Actually, in real life, Ashton Kutcher (sp?), a.k.a. "Kelso," is actually quite intelligent. ~mln ------------------ "Oh no...my brains."