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cujo 05-30-2003 02:13 AM

Lube Me Up
 
Oh it is summer again... overexposure has sunburnt my arms and back. Is there any lass out there who wants to tend to my sensitive pink areas? A little lotion and TLC (tender lovin' cujo) would go a long way... volunteers? objectifiers? Professional massage therapists are preferred, but not required.

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa 05-30-2003 02:15 AM

if you said lube...did you just say lube?

cujo 05-30-2003 02:15 AM

lube it was... the announcer did proclaim. :wink:

ILuvLarryMullen 05-30-2003 02:16 AM

i would, but then i wouldn't really be able to call myself your stalker anymore, would I? Then I'd have to go through the trouble of finding someone else to stalk, yadda, yadda, yadda. I will watch you get lubed up through your bedroom window though :wink:

cujo 05-30-2003 02:17 AM

Take a chance ILLM
Take a chance.

ABBA compels you to.

ILuvLarryMullen 05-30-2003 02:17 AM

lube has a special place in bear's heart, it got him kicked out of pleba.

ILuvLarryMullen 05-30-2003 02:19 AM

ABBA has no power over me. BUT if you can get Ace of Base that is a whole nother story.

mmmBono 05-30-2003 02:19 AM

even better yet...how about we both watch bear lube cujo? :hyper:

cujo 05-30-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmmBono
even better yet...how about we both watch bear lube cujo? :hyper:
Oh ladies and their feministic fantasies of homoeroticism... what is it about two guys that lights your flame?

What are you gonna do... women. :shrug:

Now, how about some rubbin?

notiti 05-30-2003 02:21 AM

Ok what do you want me to use?
Astro Glide or STROKE?

ILuvLarryMullen 05-30-2003 02:22 AM

or what if we watch bear lube cujo while ace of base performed, that would be truely kick ass :up:

cujo 05-30-2003 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notiti
Ok what do you want me to use?
Astro Glide or STROKE?

Anything Swedish... that will satisfy the ILLM contigent.

But something abrasive, maybe use sandpaper?

The Stroke sounds promising :up:

cujo 05-30-2003 02:25 AM

Cancel the sandpaper... I am burnt you know.

Maybe a loofa... is that what they're called?

ManGrenade 05-30-2003 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ILuvLarryMullen
or what if we watch bear lube cujo while ace of base performed, that would be truely kick ass :up:
HOW SEXY.

u2popmofo 05-30-2003 02:30 AM

This thread makes me sad.

Apparently Cujo has moved on. My services have become obsolete.

I want to cry.


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