Lube Me Up
Oh it is summer again... overexposure has sunburnt my arms and back. Is there any lass out there who wants to tend to my sensitive pink areas? A little lotion and TLC (tender lovin' cujo) would go a long way... volunteers? objectifiers? Professional massage therapists are preferred, but not required.
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if you said lube...did you just say lube?
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lube it was... the announcer did proclaim. :wink:
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i would, but then i wouldn't really be able to call myself your stalker anymore, would I? Then I'd have to go through the trouble of finding someone else to stalk, yadda, yadda, yadda. I will watch you get lubed up through your bedroom window though :wink:
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Take a chance ILLM
Take a chance. ABBA compels you to. |
lube has a special place in bear's heart, it got him kicked out of pleba.
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ABBA has no power over me. BUT if you can get Ace of Base that is a whole nother story.
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even better yet...how about we both watch bear lube cujo? :hyper:
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What are you gonna do... women. :shrug: Now, how about some rubbin? |
Ok what do you want me to use?
Astro Glide or STROKE? |
or what if we watch bear lube cujo while ace of base performed, that would be truely kick ass :up:
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But something abrasive, maybe use sandpaper? The Stroke sounds promising :up: |
Cancel the sandpaper... I am burnt you know.
Maybe a loofa... is that what they're called? |
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This thread makes me sad.
Apparently Cujo has moved on. My services have become obsolete. I want to cry. |
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