Lube Me Up
 

Oh it is summer again... overexposure has sunburnt my arms and back. Is there any lass out there who wants to tend to my sensitive pink areas? A little lotion and TLC (tender lovin' cujo) would go a long way... volunteers? objectifiers? Professional massage therapists are preferred, but not required.

if you said lube...did you just say lube?

lube it was... the announcer did proclaim. :wink:

i would, but then i wouldn't really be able to call myself your stalker anymore, would I? Then I'd have to go through the trouble of finding someone else to stalk, yadda, yadda, yadda. I will watch you get lubed up through your bedroom window though :wink:

Take a chance ILLM
Take a chance.

ABBA compels you to.

lube has a special place in bear's heart, it got him kicked out of pleba.

ABBA has no power over me. BUT if you can get Ace of Base that is a whole nother story.

even better yet...how about we both watch bear lube cujo? :hyper:

Oh ladies and their feministic fantasies of homoeroticism... what is it about two guys that lights your flame?

What are you gonna do... women. :shrug:

Now, how about some rubbin?

Ok what do you want me to use?
Astro Glide or STROKE?

or what if we watch bear lube cujo while ace of base performed, that would be truely kick ass :up:

Anything Swedish... that will satisfy the ILLM contigent.

But something abrasive, maybe use sandpaper?

The Stroke sounds promising :up:

Cancel the sandpaper... I am burnt you know.

Maybe a loofa... is that what they're called?

HOW SEXY.

This thread makes me sad.

Apparently Cujo has moved on. My services have become obsolete.

I want to cry.