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Mrs. Edge 02-19-2003 03:35 PM

and people think U2 Fans/Plebans are Crazy!
 
I couldn't decide if this would fit in better with Pleba or LS, but it's so funny, I thought the LS crowd would appreciate it....

We have this total nutbar woman who knits blankets for the cats here at the Humane Society (some of which we discovered had pubic hairs in them!). She is REALLY nuts, and writes us "letters" on a regular basis. Nothing she says makes any sense, it's in all capitals and isn't even legible, with words upside down on top of each other, and sentences that go around and around and around so you can't read a word she's saying...it gives you a headache trying to discern it. Today we could read a few sentences obsessing about university courses, the government, a "falsified medical profile" and she is "more than usually employable".

Today she sent us her lunch menu from a "ward" no idea where, ordering milk, chicken noodle soup, crackers, sweet pickles and canned peaches. She included photos of cats, and a shack with half the roof missing. She's like something in a murder/suspense thriller movie!

But this is the point of this thread...basically, she is OBSESSED with Lawrence Gowan (Gowan is a Canadian rock star who was famous in the 80s). And she is always writing to us about him, and today she said "Lawyers have blocked a potential marriage between me and Lawrence Gowan - Gowan refuses even my offer that we live together and get to know each other and try to agree on terms...lawyers are sticking their nose in the vaginal preference are able to marry without a psyciatrist's permission over 18 without my parents' permission I wrote letters extensively..."

and then it is totally scrambled and illegible except for "people are stupid" and "he can't spell worth beans" and "sociology degree"

YOWZA!!!! Poor Gowan!
:no:


I wonder if U2 ever has to deal with stuff like this......I think I'd better wash my hands after handling this letter! :coocoo: :yuck:

daisybean 02-19-2003 03:45 PM

:crack:

That is a bit crazy...is she in an institution or under some kind of supervision, so she doesn't hurt anyone or herself?

BAW 02-19-2003 03:46 PM

:ohmy:

souLnation2002 02-19-2003 03:48 PM

:scratch:

Mrs. Edge 02-19-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daisybean
:crack:

That is a bit crazy...is she in an institution or under some kind of supervision, so she doesn't hurt anyone or herself?

A bit crazy? I think it's a LOT crazy! :laugh:

I have no clue where she lives or if she really is being taken care of, there is no return address...

daisybean 02-19-2003 03:59 PM

Sorry, I just don't see the humor in this
 
Well I hope she is somewhere getting care.

Kariann 02-19-2003 04:00 PM

Oh my...I've talked to a few crazy people at work but this lady sounds like something else! :no:

Gickies Gageeze 02-19-2003 04:03 PM

sounds like a typical deranged stalker. rather frightening if you ask me.

meegannie 02-19-2003 04:03 PM

Re: Sorry, I just don't see the humor in this
 
Quote:

Originally posted by daisybean
Well I hope she is somewhere getting care.
I agree. We get letters like this (and MUCH worse) ALL THE TIME. It's really sad.

Angel 02-19-2003 04:18 PM

:crack:

Moonlit_Angel 02-19-2003 04:44 PM

Re: and people think U2 Fans/Plebans are Crazy!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge
today she said "Lawyers have blocked a potential marriage between me and Lawrence Gowan - Gowan refuses even my offer that we live together and get to know each other and try to agree on terms...lawyers are sticking their nose in the vaginal preference are able to marry without a psyciatrist's permission over 18 without my parents' permission I wrote letters extensively..."

and then it is totally scrambled and illegible except for "people are stupid" and "he can't spell worth beans" and "sociology degree"

:ohmy: :eyebrow: :huh: :der: :scratch:

Okay...she lost me when it got to "lawyers are...".

She has...issues...yeah...:coocoo:


Quote:

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge
I wonder if U2 ever has to deal with stuff like this
I sincerely hope not...

Angela

tiny dancer 02-19-2003 04:50 PM

Oh my, is all that I can say. :ohmy:

bonosloveslave 02-19-2003 06:17 PM

Yeah, kind of sad, but I was laughing really hard for a minute there :laugh:

Stories for Boys 02-19-2003 08:45 PM

:( i feel bad for her..

Giant Lemon 02-19-2003 08:54 PM

:crack:

Crazy! That woman really needs to get help.


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