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The Wanderer 10-12-2002 02:37 AM

try sticking these things into your...
 
http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/...al/4251107.htm

This guy's penile implant could have backfired, literally

One could say that this guy really got nailed. Or that he wanted to go off with a bang. (In fact, a colleague did say those things.)

But we won't.

We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help.

Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.

The name of the self-mutilator has been withheld to prevent confusion with guys of the same or similar names who do NOT put objects into their penises.

The Trenton man was taken to a hospital for "help"...if you get our drift.

ILuvLarryMullen 10-12-2002 02:52 AM

eww

men and their weird sex things

:crack:

The Wanderer 10-12-2002 03:02 AM

maybe he got them from having sex with some deviant woman?

Zoomerang96 10-12-2002 03:09 AM

everyone assumes he did it on purpose, but from all indications, it was OBVIOUSLY an accident.

daisybean 10-12-2002 03:14 AM

that is just sick...perhaps he wanted a bigger one and couldn't afford one on his own, and insurance won't pay for it, so maybe he decided to have a freak accident and the insurance would pay for a new one.....

or perhaps the guy is just insane....

Angela Harlem 10-12-2002 05:01 AM

I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.

All in the name of the Tokyo Shock Boys.

It was brilliant.

ACROB@T 10-12-2002 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by daisybean
or perhaps the guy is just insane....
that hit the nail on the head..

Nate Dogg 10-12-2002 09:01 AM

was it Andy Dick?

RussellbeStaji 10-12-2002 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angela Harlem
I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.
:|

Yes.

Ali Rose 10-12-2002 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ACROB@T


that hit the nail on the head..

:ohmy:

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Foxxern 10-12-2002 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate Dogg
was it Andy Dick?
Andy: Am I gay??? :tongue:

Blue_Angel 10-12-2002 03:07 PM

but the question remains: why do women not get these things from having sex with deviant men?

adamswildhoney 10-12-2002 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ali Rose


:ohmy:

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:huh:

u2er 10-12-2002 07:58 PM

owww :der: :eyebrow:

U2girl 10-13-2002 01:26 PM

i am seriously lol-ing here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Angela Harlem
I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.

All in the name of the Tokyo Shock Boys.

It was brilliant.

:lmao:

Tokyo shock boys?!? What's that supposed to be?


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