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Kieran McConville 11-22-2008 03:14 AM

Guys, I am bothered by the existence of no less than 4 Roman Empires
1. The original Roman Republic and Empire
2. The 'eastern' (or Byzantine) Empire, which based itself on Constantinople
3. The Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation
4. The Third Reich, which claimed legitimacy from the former (among, you know, other stuff)
5. The 'ghost' in the machine (or as I like to think of it, the parasitic Moreton Bay Fig), the Catholic Church of Rome
6. The British Empire in certain moments (in its cups, for instance)
7. America

What's a boy to do!???

GUys/!!! LOLZ!!!

How does it FEEL!

Kieran McConville 11-22-2008 03:26 AM

Guys, if you count the descendents of the Tsars, the anti-popes and the living ex-US presidents, there are a whole shitload of potential 'Roman Emperors' around. And a few of them even speak latin.

I'm so bothered, guys, that I'm putting a song about it on my new album with my band 'The Pricks'.

Alan Jamison 11-22-2008 03:51 AM

Practise next Tewsday and next Thuhs-day, chum.

Alan Jamison 11-22-2008 03:57 AM

Em, I'm rathuh pleased to be an Englishmun.

Alan Jamison 11-22-2008 03:57 AM

Bloody yanks!

Kieran McConville 11-22-2008 03:59 AM

you tell em, alan.

Oh by the way, I'm docking all the band's wages because, let's face it, I have an addiction to feed.

Alan Jamison 11-22-2008 04:32 AM

Have you had the T-shuhts printed yet?

With 'The Pricks' logo?

Kieran McConville 11-22-2008 05:04 AM

Logo? There's a logo? I just scrawled the name myself in black texter... gave up after the first twenty or so.

financeguy 11-22-2008 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by alan Jamison (Post 5625138)
em, I'm Rathuh Pleased To Be An Englishmun.

You Are Not English.

Mrs. Garrison 11-22-2008 02:37 PM

he's barely human


Zoomerang96 11-24-2008 04:37 PM

here i was gonna reply to kieran, and AGAIN i feel compelled to instead lambast alan jamison.


Kieran McConville 11-25-2008 01:46 AM

That's true, let's talk about his not-englishness for a while. It might make a good thread topic.

Kieran McConville 04-05-2009 11:27 PM

All of Kieran McConville's 'stories' HERE
U2 manager Paul McGuinness caused shockwaves to reverberate around Dublin today, with the first acknowledgement from inside the official band camp that there may be truth to rumours of U2 'stigmata'.

Nobody can say for sure where the rumoured incidents first appeared, but Principle insiders say that the bleeding wounds may be the first physical 'manifestation' of the band's new spiritual sway among music fans.

McGuinness, previously a sceptic around matters of religious stigmata, abruptly changed his tune this week, and is now insisting that Irish church authorities should 'closely examine' the claims.

"Is Bono a prophet? I leave for you to judge, when I tell you that No Line On The Horizon has already reached more willing ears than the early gospels had in a comparable period of time after the event."

Fernando- 04-05-2009 11:52 PM


Bonogirl777 04-05-2009 11:53 PM

^that's the usual reaction. :wink:

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