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coolian2 04-17-2008 06:12 AM

Haiku Valley Superthread
 
- Pop Survivor Round One
- Australia Discotheque style
- EBTTRT
- IAMJ
- TCATT
- POTDB
- EYKIW/Liechtenstein
- AIWIU2
- Australia
- Djibouti
- Te Urewera National Park
- Inaccessible Island
- Lodgepole, Nebraska
- Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
- Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon
- Ouagadougou
- Dominican Republic
- Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
- Fernando de Noronha
- Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
- Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
- Bill, Wyoming
- Fenway Park
- Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
- Vrbno pod Pradědem
- Unalaska, Alaska
- Sexy Peak, Idaho
- Fucking, Austria
- Wittenoom, Western Australia
- Hell, Michigan
- Centralia, Pennsylvania
- Anus, France
- Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
- Wetwang, England
- Cunter, Switzerland
- Bastard Township, Ontario
- Useless Loop, Western Australia
- Tea, South Dakota
- Giggleswick, England
- Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
- Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
- Twatt, Shetland
- Fingringhoe, Essex Big Penis Who will spot this first
- Blowhard, Victoria
- Orange Free State, South Africa
- Middle Intercourse Island
- Disneyland, Lamethreadlocation, US of Lamerica
- Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
- disqualified
- Boring Lava Field, Oregon
- Morón Air Base, Spain
- Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
- Dildo, Newfoundland

Now, in honour
Of No Spoken Whales
We move to

Haiku Valley in
Hawaii on the island of Oahu
Coolness

It was used
As a US Navy radio transmitting station
Now used by the coast guard

And is also the
home to the stairway to heaven, aka
The Haiku Stairs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_Valley

coolian2 04-17-2008 06:13 AM

Who wants to
Make a rough count of the number of posts
Since we started?

major_panic 04-17-2008 06:15 AM

The hidden dragon
Flies West from its resting place
To find a new home

Like as the dragon
We have discovered a new
Location of peace.

(And if anyone
Actually understood that
You need your head checked)

coolian2 04-17-2008 06:17 AM

I wept
As i read your haiku
No, i didn't

Axver 04-17-2008 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolian2
Who wants to
Make a rough count of the number of posts
Since we started?

Vazza said that
She misses New South Wales'
Haiku around post #815

And that started
The ball rolling and it hasn't stopped
So it's been ~175 posts

coolian2 04-17-2008 06:19 AM

I didn't just mean
Haiku, i mean since Pop Round 1
But that's a few haikus

Axver 04-17-2008 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolian2
I didn't just mean
Haiku, i mean since Pop Round 1
But that's a few haikus

Well, 54 threads
Approximately 1,000 posts each
But allow for over-run

So I would
Estimate that we have made
55,000 posts. Wow.

major_panic 04-17-2008 06:23 AM

See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)

coolian2 04-17-2008 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axver


Well, 54 threads
Approximately 1,000 posts each
But allow for over-run

So I would
Estimate that we have made
55,000 posts. Wow.


Fooking hell
That's insane, and i just remembered who's
posting the count from the last thread?

Axver 04-17-2008 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by major_panic
See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)

Wow, I am
Impressed you got that far
Before it died

Nice work
But I shall keep doing my
Haiku wrong

coolian2 04-17-2008 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by major_panic
See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)


Bono was writing
In haiku, wow. Good for him.
Nice work maj

major_panic 04-17-2008 06:26 AM

Axver 197
KhanadaRhodes 135
Varitek 128
LemonMelon 105
coolian2 68
phillyfan26 50
the tourist 49
Alisaura 45
LemonMacPhisto 36
mysterious_jen 33
Screwtape2 30
major_panic 29
DreamOutLoud13 29
phanan 20
cinnaminson 17
gvox 10
RegularBonoFan 9
RavenBlue 5
Dalton 5
The Sad Punk 3
BonoManiac 1

Axver 04-17-2008 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolian2



Fooking hell
That's insane, and i just remembered who's
posting the count from the last thread?

Scarily I think that
Roughly a fifth of those posts
Are mine!

How can you post
Last thread's post count in a
Haiku format?

Let us delegate
The task to the Maj. and his superior
Knowledge of Asian culture

coolian2 04-17-2008 06:27 AM

That wasn't
In haiku maj, try again
Please?

Axver 04-17-2008 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolian2
That wasn't
In haiku maj, try again
Please?

Is it not haiku?
Or is it just the very worst
Haiku so far?


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