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UberBeaver 12-08-2005 10:02 AM

IO - I need a supplmental income
 
OK, my company just axed my pension and health benefits, so I get nada after I retire. So, if I do retire in 30 someodd years, I would like to be taken care of, and it looks like I will have to do this myself.

Does anyone have any good ideas of bringing in income (moderate is fine, this is long range) for 30-40 years while holding down a full time job?

Thanks!

Numb1075 12-08-2005 10:14 AM

sell blood:|

Numb1075 12-08-2005 10:29 AM

steal from old people:ohmy:

UberBeaver 12-08-2005 10:49 AM

How much can I get for my blood? It's an Italian/Scottish(royalty mind you)/Irish/English/German mix. I'm relatively healthy, though I could afford to lose some pounds. I eat lots of vegetables.

The old people idea...it sounds both interesting and fun! I love it. But most old people don't walk around with wads of cash. Maybe I'll do that as a side hobby.

Thanks for your help!

Numb1075 12-08-2005 10:56 AM

blood, I'm not sure how much $$ you get for it, since I have never sold/donated my blood due to excessive amounts of alcohol and other forgeign illegal highly toxic subtances found only in remote parts of the globe that linger in my blood stream

stealing from old people is rather easy. Go to the bocci ball courts on a sunday morning in your local park (Dunkin Donuts works as well) and strike up a conversation about the weather w/ an old fellow. If he/she is wearing anything expensive, he/she probablly has some cash at home under a mattress or in cookie jar. Once they invite you back for afternoon tea at his/her apt/house, go on a stealing spree...

UberBeaver 12-08-2005 11:08 AM

I've tried twice to donate blood. I was rejected both time. I think I had a cold or something, I dunno.

OK, I'll look into the old people thing. I'll cruise the south shore of long island, see what's going on there. Should I wear a ski mask or just go au natural?

Numb1075 12-08-2005 11:25 AM

go natural. a mask might frighten them into soiling their undergarments.

go natural, tell them how much you loved your grandparents and wish that you were closer to them. They will take you in, become your serrogate grandparents, buy you xmas and birthday gifts. All the while, you are taking their old fine china and knick knacks and selling them on Ebay for a handsome profit.:wink:

Numb1075 12-08-2005 11:26 AM

and don't forget the eventual inheritance....:hyper:

and you can always "speed up" that timeline if you know what I mean:ohmy:

UberBeaver 12-08-2005 11:32 AM

Dude, you're like a genius. This is going to be awesome. Thanks so much!

Numb1075 12-08-2005 11:33 AM

who needs Dr Phil when Numb can solve all problems?

UberBeaver 12-08-2005 11:36 AM

Oprah? Trailer Park folk? I dunno.

UberBeaver 12-08-2005 04:17 PM

OK, now does anyone have any ideas that won't land me in prison? I've come up with bartending, but that's a tough gig to land around here.

Numb1075 12-08-2005 04:25 PM

bartending is a great gig if you can get it....however, if I am interpreting your words correctly, you are looking to make cash w/o much time consumption. Bartending is like 9 hours a night (or day if you work in a shady bar)

waynewayne 12-08-2005 10:17 PM

start selling everything not u2 related that has value on ebay.com

Sicy 12-08-2005 10:40 PM

Do you always talk to yourself with your alter egos :huh: :lol:

zoney! 12-08-2005 11:03 PM

Re: IO - I need a supplmental income
 
Quote:

Originally posted by UberBeaver
OK, my company just axed my pension and health benefits, so I get nada after I retire.
Airlines employee! :up:

Doozer61 12-09-2005 12:38 AM

sperm bank

UberBeaver 12-09-2005 09:10 AM

Re: Re: IO - I need a supplmental income
 
Quote:

Originally posted by zoney!


Airlines employee! :up:

Funny you say that, cause I used to be on of them too. I left with a small pension, but that company recently went bankrupt, so it's possible I lost two pensions in a matter of months.

The company I work for now isn't bankrupt. Just cheap. Who needs the middle class, you know?

UberBeaver 12-09-2005 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sicy
Do you always talk to yourself with your alter egos :huh: :lol:
Sometimes we do. This topic is....preciousssss to me.


Quote:

Originally posted by waynewayne
start selling everything not u2 related that has value on ebay.com
I have nothing of value U2 related. :sad:

Numb1075 12-09-2005 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doozer61
sperm bank

I don't think the world could handle the demon offspring of the Beav


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