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diamond 01-12-2005 02:43 PM

when your 'sexy' demands sex sometimes it's better to just comply
 
This must have hurt..poor fellow


Ex rips off man's testicle

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By SUN ONLINE REPORTER

A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Laura M 01-12-2005 02:49 PM

:yikes:

U2democrat 01-12-2005 02:50 PM

HOLY CRAP. I'm not even a guy but I can't imagine how much that must hurt!!!!!!!!!! Don't mess with that woman.

ewen 01-12-2005 03:00 PM

Re: when your 'sexy' demands sex sometimes it's better to just comply
 
:scream:

DrTeeth 01-12-2005 03:00 PM

Women like that belong in jail or in the nuthouse :yikes:

Sheltie 01-12-2005 03:01 PM

Ouch!!!:uhoh:

ewen 01-12-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

...was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."
:lmao:

UnforgettableLemon 01-12-2005 03:05 PM

what's the address for this, I need to send it to people?

ewen 01-12-2005 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnforgettableLemon
what's the address for this, I need to send it to people?

future girlfriends?

diamond 01-12-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnforgettableLemon
what's the address for this, I need to send it to people?
Unforettable Lemon-

Just invite them here then Interland will have more traffic and very
catious gentleman willing to accommodate when called upon.:angry:

db9
:)

UnforgettableLemon 01-12-2005 03:26 PM

Um. Colleen knows the site. She doesn't really visit. But I've shown it to her

DrTeeth 01-12-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnforgettableLemon
I've shown it to her
After reading this story, it will be a long time before I'll be showing anything to anybody again. :yikes:

UnforgettableLemon 01-12-2005 03:41 PM

Oh, I haven't shown her this story, but she has seen interference.







pervs. :sexywink:

TheBrazilianFly 01-12-2005 03:43 PM

:yikes: :crack:

the rockin edge 01-12-2005 03:45 PM

:scream: :scream: :scream: :combust:


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