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Headache in a Suitcase 12-07-2004 07:33 AM

I/O A Pussy Graduating With Honors
 
HARRISBURG, Pa. - The Pennsylvania attorney general's office Monday sued an online university for allegedly selling bogus academic degrees — including an MBA awarded to a cat.

Trinity Southern University in Texas, a cellular company and the two brothers who ran them are accused of misappropriating Internet addresses of the state Senate and more than 60 Pennsylvania businesses to sell fake degrees and prescription drugs by spam e-mail, according to the lawsuit.

Investigators paid $299 for a bachelor's degree for Colby Nolan — a deputy attorney general's 6-year-old black cat — claiming he had experience including baby-sitting and retail management.

The school, which offers no classes, allegedly determined Colby Nolan's resume entitled him to a master of business administration degree; a transcript listed the cat's course work and 3.5 grade-point average.

The state is seeking a permanent injunction, civil penalties, costs and restitution for violating consumer law and restrictions on unsolicited e-mail ads.

Prosecutors said more than 18,000 illegal e-mails were sent out this year with links to Trinity Southern's Web address, including 300 that appeared to originate from the Internet servers of Pennsylvania companies and institutions.

Among the alleged victims are Penn State University and the University of Pennsylvania, as well as numerous Internet service providers, businesses and technology companies.

The defendants are the school; Innovative Cellular and Wireless Inc. of Corpus Christi, Texas; Alton Scott Poe of St. Cloud, Fla., vice chancellor and dean of admission for Trinity; and Craig Barton Poe of Frisco, Texas, president of Innovative Cellular.

A phone message left at Trinity Southern was not returned Monday. None of the other three defendants appears to have a listed or published phone number.

Doozer61 12-07-2004 08:10 AM

thats one smart pussy :yes:

Sicy 12-07-2004 08:21 AM

:huh:

pax 12-07-2004 08:32 AM

This pussy graduated with honors. :hmm:

beegee 12-07-2004 08:32 AM

my cats never even finished high school. :|

LarryMullen's POPAngel 12-07-2004 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bonosgirl84
my cats never even finished high school. :|
:lmao:


bg :heart:

Headache in a Suitcase 12-07-2004 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bonosgirl84
my cats never even finished high school. :|
haha your pussies are dumb

Doozer61 12-07-2004 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bonosgirl84
my cats never even finished high school. :|

but i bet your pussy has street smarts! :up:

verte76 12-07-2004 12:01 PM

Smart cat.

easytiger 12-07-2004 04:05 PM

I'm a smart cat :|

Mr. BAW 12-07-2004 04:40 PM

My pussy was a ditcher! :(

Doozer61 12-07-2004 05:40 PM

:ohmy:

melon 12-08-2004 11:38 AM

My pussy needs to be washed and brushed. :(

Melon

DrTeeth 12-08-2004 02:59 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...ngserved_5.jpg

"The central heating broke down and I had to hold my pussy in front of it. It was frozen solid."

whitehead 12-08-2004 03:18 PM

Darn thread titles! Here I am looking for love in the wrong thread again! :wink:

DrTeeth 12-08-2004 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melon
My pussy needs to be washed and brushed. :(

Melon

"If your pussy's in the mood, have it clipped and then shampooed"

Doozer61 12-08-2004 09:31 PM

awww, freshly shampooed pussy :drool:

jay canseco 12-08-2004 09:47 PM

Hey! I was expecting some cute pictures.:(

Doozer61 12-08-2004 09:52 PM

Well, i know Sicy has a cute pussy and so does LarryMullen's_POP Angel. Maybe one of them will show you a picture. :hmm:

fah 12-09-2004 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doozer61
Well, i know Sicy has a cute pussy and so does LarryMullen's_POP Angel. Maybe one of them will show you a picture. :hmm:
:silent:


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