Wanted:Sex with Bono or GA to NYC

[clerks]

Why would anyone give me a GA ticket to MSG Part 2? Because I had to give me GA to show 1 up for my 5 year old daugther? Isnt' that fucking adorable? Such is life.

 

[DeVaul]

Why didn't you trade it? C'mon now!

 

[corianderstem]

So if you can't get a GA, you're saying you'll take sex with Bono instead?

 

[Hewson]

So will the spawn of Bono and Clerks be ignored like Leo?

 

[DeVaul]

It will be too misshapen to be ignored. Shunned, however, is a different story.

 

[clerks]

Why didn't you trade it? C'mon now!

I didn't even consider that. I never have traded tickets before. My mind didn't even say like me finding a trading partner.

 

[clerks]

Could I trade my sec 112 for at least a handjob from Bono’s hand surgeon?

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Good lord I just read “sex with bono” and then immediately “for my daughter.” ??

 

[clerks]

This thread is dangerous, because it's honest.

 

[clerks]

Update. Just fucked my GA ticket. Now I have 2 GA tickets!