Stage Nickname: The Shaft

[Headache in a Suitcase]

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[Teta040]

I'm laughing so hard at this thread, I almost choked on my tea. Was thinking to reply but you folks have stolen all my witty repartee.

Best find another sponsor though....VIAGARA?! that's an insult to our guys! Don't think they need it!

remember the Stones famous logo. Maybe someone can design a logo for this one...<evil grin>

Let's hope this name catches on..or that one of them reads this site.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

Best find another sponsor though....VIAGARA?! that's an insult to our guys! Don't think they need it!

remember the Stones famous logo. Maybe someone can design a logo for this one...<evil grin>

Let's hope this name catches on..or that one of them reads this site.

I VOLUNTEER! (To determine that none of them need it. )

I say we get Trojan to sponsor the tour. The stage already looks like a shaft. It needs protection!

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[brooklynmike]

My sauces are telling me the pre- encore gimmick will be porn showing on the screen, causing the stage to rise.


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[Teta040]

I'll second that "volunteering", CK, but no offense, I've always been an Edge gal. Me, I'll just bring my Orgasmatron. Oh rats, Edge said he didn't need one of those either! But wait, he said that a few yrs ago....Hmmmm.

I volunteer to determine that he still doesn't need one of those.

As an aside, I'm actually *afraid* of what some of you Bono gals must have dreamed up, in the ways of keeping Bono , er, "comfortable" while he is bedridden....<g>

 

[Hewson]

Nah, we need Experienced ones.

You can keep your experienced condoms, too messy and sticky for the rest of us.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

As an aside, I'm actually *afraid* of what some of you Bono gals must have dreamed up, in the ways of keeping Bono , er, "comfortable" while he is bedridden....<g>

"Something in your mouth to blow" is gonna have a whole new meaning for Bono once he hits The Shaft every night.


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[gvox]

What the fuck is this shit

[Force quit]

Spoiler

and move to PLEBA

Sent from my ass crack

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

What the fuck is this shit

[Force quit]

Spoiler

and move to PLEBA

Sent from my ass crack

Who would be able to navigate The Shaft better than us PLEBAns? You boys?

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[Headache in a Suitcase]

This may have backfired

 

[YBORCITY]

I hope they cover it up before sticking it in all those arenas.


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Yes we have no idea who else been in these arenas.

 

[YBORCITY]

This may have backfired

Yes it blew up in our faces

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Yes it blew up in our faces

 

[corianderstem]

PENlS.

 

[VintagePunk]

Yes it blew up in our faces

 

[prbiker15]

 

[YBORCITY]

The eXPERIENCED nights will be subtitled "The Hotdog Down A Hallway" segment.

 

[Irvine511]

well done.

this is even better than the Bono-Is-Fat jokes.

 

[corianderstem]

*insert 'chubby' joke here*

 

[bobsaget77]

Shaft jokes or Bike jokes. Tough one. Both great.


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[YBORCITY]

PENlS.

Yes but do you gals feel this would be sponge worthy?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

this is even better than the Bono-Is-Fat jokes.

They were jokes?

 

[Teta040]

Well, if the stage is the Shaft, then GA is...The Sock!

The Heart, the Ellipse, now the Sock. Has a ring to it, no?

 

[bobsaget77]

"The band in my head plays a striptease". Let's hope we don't see Breathe played on the shaft this tour...unless you're into that kinda stuff....and not that there's anything wrong with enjoying that...


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[brooklynmike]

PENlS.

I hear Wagina is opening.

 

[gvox]

I hear VVAGINA is opening.

FIXED


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[Hewson]

PENlS.

Is that what you people were referring to?

 

[lazarus]

Yup. Apparently if they play for four hours they gotta go see a doctor.

Well no chance they'll ever have to see a doctor.

I wonder if Terry Lawless will be under the main stage on rusty trombone?

Is Terry ok??

I VOLUNTEER! (To determine that none of them need it. )

What the fuck is this shit

[Force quit]

Spoiler

and move to PLEBA

We're getting so close to slashfic territory.

This may have backfired

Time to retreat back to the safety of Shuttlecock.

 

[Musikwala]

This thread

This one's my favourite post and it went somewhat unacknowledged!

Reports from opening night will put to bed all of the rumors that Bono wasn't ready.

During the classic track "Until the End of the World", Bono and Edge smoothly glided up and down The Shaft leading up to an epic climax.

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[jeevey]

I suppose they could enter the stage to the strains of Come Together.

So appropriate.

Interference is a dirty, dirty place. And I love it.

Originally Posted by mikal
Reports from opening night will put to bed all of the rumors that Bono wasn't ready.

During the classic track "Until the End of the World", Bono and Edge smoothly glided up and down The Shaft leading up to an epic climax.

Mikal was clearly at the tip of the heart when Elevation peaked.