What did you almost drink just NOW?

[lynnok]

I reached for my cup of coffee and it was gone... This might ruin my morning I think.

 

[UberBeaver]

OJ - almost.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Your soul. I almost drank your soul.

 

[redhotswami]

i was trying to get my water with one hand while typing with the other. i knocked it over

 

[Zoots]

I was trying to reach for a bottle of water and there was a bottle of turpentine right next to it with no labels!!!

 

[Carek1230]

I reached for my cup of coffee and it was empty! But I just poured another cup

 

[gvox]

This could get ugly.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I almost drank from the Cup of Christ. I was almost immortal. Shucks.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I almost just NOW drank some Obama koolaid. Then I decided to drink it anyway.

 

[Zoots]

I almost drank some POWERJUICE but decided to wait till the time is right and when it's really needed.

 

[mad1]

I just lifted a bottle of what looked like proper pure lemonade and was about to drink it when I saw a label on it saying 'Zoot's Pee'.

 

[Zoots]

I just lifted a bottle of what looked like proper pure lemonade and was about to drink it when I saw a label on it saying 'Zoot's Pee'.

It's good for ya! Lots of vitamins and minerals your body needs! Anyway, what are you doing in the diagnosis lab I go to???

 

[mad1]

Oh I dunno mate, after I studied the bottle I could see a couple of flies in it holding up a banner saying 'HELP US WE ARE DYING!'

 

[Zoots]

They lie! Those bastards!

 

[lynnok]

Oh I dunno mate, after I studied the bottle I could see a couple of flies in it holding up a banner saying 'HELP US WE ARE DYING!'

They lie! Those bastards!

Like the Eagles said, You can't hide your dying flies.


I MacPhail on this one

 

[Zoots]

Haha I might have got that joke if I knew anything about the Eagles! I assume this is a sporting team you're talking about and not the band.

 

[redhotswami]

Haha I might have got that joke if I knew anything about the Eagles! I assume this is a sporting team you're talking about and not the band.

Apparently when zoots almost drank POWERJUICE he opted for MEGAPhail instead

 

[lynnok]

Haha I might have got that joke if I knew anything about the Eagles! I assume this is a sporting team you're talking about and not the band.

The Band. I refuse to acknowledge Philadelphia's participation in sports of any kind

 

[Zoots]

Apparently when zoots almost drank POWERJUICE he opted for MEGAPhail instead

This comment is phail.

 

[redhotswami]

This comment is phail.

I'll phail your phace

 

[Zoots]

I'll phail your phace

 

[mad1]

And I will jail your case!






























(a case of wine, for anyone in here who really cannot 'get' it)

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

paint

 

[The Sad Punk]

Furstenberg beer. I gripped the neck tight, in anticipation of that distinctive taste of purity law goodness - but alas, the bottle was empty. It's okay though because there was one right next to it that was full. Let the good times COMMENCE.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

red dye #5

 

[tiny dancer]

an empty cup of lemonade

 

[redhotswami]

Furstenberg beer. I gripped the neck tight, in anticipation of that distinctive taste of purity law goodness - but alas, the bottle was empty. It's okay though because there was one right next to it that was full. Let the good times COMMENCE.

i need this. i want to have the chance to almost drink it just NOW

 

[redhotswami]

you missed one.

 

[No spoken words]

diet caffeine free sprunk lite zero