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Old 02-08-2007, 11:51 AM   #16
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I just hacked up some sputem
You think I kid but I'm damn tootin'.
It's gross in my mouth
I need to spit it out
But theres's nothing around but a fruitstand.

Limerick: Dolores.
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:05 AM   #17
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I once met a girl named Dolores.
She was driving a brand new Ford Taurus.
I didn't even choose
to take the easy route and use
the obvious word choice, clitoris.

Oh. Damn.

Next up: Limerick using "leper colony"
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Old 02-14-2008, 11:39 PM   #18
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I once rocked out with Ptolemy
We dominated the leper colony
Their poor limbs were loose
We went POWERJUICE
And now all the lepers need lobotamies.

Haiku: UYMFA.
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:38 PM   #19
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Someone once asked me
if I was obtuse. I said
Up Your Motherfucking Ass

Limerick: Funk
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Old 02-18-2008, 09:15 PM   #20
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There once was a man in a tower
Who refused to step foot in a shower
His excuse, as a monk,
For that odious funk
Was that God would cleanse him with His power.

Haiku: Demented
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Old 02-26-2008, 12:05 AM   #21
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The blue crack
Took away my sleep recently
Flight of the sparrow.
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:24 AM   #22
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Demented, I am
Game threads are so much fun, yay
Shorter last line here

Limerick, Suck it.
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:18 AM   #23
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i once met a guy in a drunk pit
who asked if i wanted to fuck it
he then did a dance
and pulled down his pants
and it was too small even to suck it


limerick, hairy balls
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