The "Dumb conversations with fellow interferencer's" thread

[bono_212]

Myself and Dreamoutloud 13 (yes this is the beginning of the conversation)




bono8675309: lololol
SapphireFaerie13: =D
bono8675309: it's so wierd
SapphireFaerie13: Bono's soul (or possibly his knees?) invaded your computer
SapphireFaerie13: That had to be it
bono8675309: go to the vosprung durch techiniche
bono8675309: AH YOU IDD!
bono8675309: *technik
SapphireFaerie13: I am psychic
SapphireFaerie13: =D
bono8675309: lollololol
SapphireFaerie13: Or maybe I'm just stalking you
bono8675309: now all my friends are offline :-(
SapphireFaerie13: PSH
bono8675309: we were having such a funny conversation
bono8675309: OK
bono8675309: not you
SapphireFaerie13: I'm so damn hyrppterok
bono8675309: but we were talking about Maury
SapphireFaerie13: *hyper
bono8675309: and then BOOM
bono8675309: no more internet
bono8675309: except interference
bono8675309: stupid bono's soul
SapphireFaerie13: I have got the ggiggles so bad right now and I can't type
bono8675309: OH WAIT
bono8675309: i remember now I
bono8675309: wrote it in describe too
SapphireFaerie13: Yea you bitch, I posted afyteert yuou
SapphireFaerie13: OMg, I'm typing like I'm drunk
SapphireFaerie13: I swear I'm not
bono8675309: lololol
bono8675309: i just responded
bono8675309: so I got my iPod today
SapphireFaerie13: Awesommmme
SapphireFaerie13: That must be how his soul got in
bono8675309: it climbed out of the iPod and into the computer via usb cable!
SapphireFaerie13: YES!
bono8675309: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
bono8675309: bono *crawls in corner shaking rocking back and forth*
bono8675309: Can you hear me? The call is coming from inside the house!
SapphireFaerie13: Bless him, he's probably just looking for shinies
bono8675309: :shifty
bono8675309: I've got no shinies
bono8675309: *HIDES ALL HER SHINIES IN A CLOSET*
bono8675309: Bono: All your shinies are belong to us
SapphireFaerie13: You just want to lure him into your closet
SapphireFaerie13: OMG, like how pedophiles lure small children with candy

bono8675309: Then we can pull the south park on him :evil
SapphireFaerie13: PLEBAns lure Bono with shinies
bono8675309: OMG
SapphireFaerie13: OMG, I just choked on my lemonade
bono8675309: :shifty Definently not putting all my bono pictures on my iPod
SapphireFaerie13: Why am I laughing so much?!
bono8675309: Bono made you do it
SapphireFaerie13: I laughed for like ten minutes earlier when I dropped a butter knife in the kitchen
SapphireFaerie13: But really, I did not drop it
SapphireFaerie13: It JUMPED out of my hand
SapphireFaerie13: And hit the refridgerator
bono8675309: IT'S SHINY TOO ISN'T IT!
bono8675309: BONO
bono8675309: little midget bono!
SapphireFaerie13: OMG
SapphireFaerie13: He's in my house@!!
SapphireFaerie13: OMG, I bet he lives inside the fridge
SapphireFaerie13: It's shiny in there
bono8675309: WATCH OUT !!!
SapphireFaerie13: Oh man, he would've loved my room
SapphireFaerie13: I used to have CDs hanging from the ceiling with wire
bono8675309: Maybe he heard rumors
bono8675309: and it took him so long to travel there on his short little legs
bono8675309: :-(
bono8675309: he missed the shinies and must now be content with butter knives
SapphireFaerie13: look how shiny!
SapphireFaerie13: With glowy stars too
bono8675309: :sad bono would've loved it
bono8675309: on a more serious note...do you sometimes forget taht bono is not obsessed with shiney things....adam doesn't obsess about superglue....larry isn't covered in hair gel and edge....um....yeah
SapphireFaerie13: I'm in complete denial
bono8675309: lolololol
bono8675309: I wish there was a better way to express intense laughter
bono8675309: Kayla and I made something up a few months ago
bono8675309: but it never caught on :-(
SapphireFaerie13: What was it?
bono8675309: BOIL
bono8675309: Bursts out in laughter
SapphireFaerie13: My friend Keith used to always type "ROFL" as "ROLF", so we said it was "rolling on the laughing floor", which actually sounds a little scary
bono8675309: :-( how do I put all my pretty pictures of bono on my iPod?
bono8675309: I WANT TO ROLL ON THE LAUGHING FLOOR
bono8675309: :shifty that didn't sound wierd
SapphireFaerie13: I have no idea about the iPod
bono8675309: sigh time to go search
bono8675309: ok
bono8675309: have you watched this virtual U2 concert?
SapphireFaerie13: That shit was creepy
bono8675309: I thought it sucked hard
bono8675309: I mean, everyone's talking about how great it is but I' m just like
bono8675309: huh
SapphireFaerie13: I don't see the point in it
SapphireFaerie13: I'd much, much, much rather just watch a concert DVD
bono8675309: nod:
bono8675309: HOW!!!!
bono8675309: oh ok thank you
bono8675309: PHOTOSHOP?!?!?!
bono8675309: Oh ok
bono8675309: dizzang lady talk a little faster
bono8675309: ooooooooooooooooooooh
bono8675309: clever
bono8675309: ok I'm done now thank you for yoru assistance
SapphireFaerie13: Did you forget to take your ritalin?!
bono8675309: I was watching a iPod support video showing me how to put photos on my iPod
SapphireFaerie13: Spiffy
bono8675309: AND I REQUEST THAT YOU TAKE THAT BACK....OF ALL THE DRUGS RITALIN IS NOT ONE I PARTAKE IN
bono8675309: Ok...so I don't partake in any drug BUT ESPECIALLY RITALIN!
bono8675309: grr Wayne sent me Milan videos and Now I can't find them

bono8675309: I don't remember where I saved them too
bono8675309: *to
SapphireFaerie13: Do a search?
bono8675309: i am :-(
bono8675309: 1014 photos?
bono8675309: I don't have that many.....
bono8675309: ooooooooh wait...yes, yes I do
SapphireFaerie13: XD
SapphireFaerie13: I have more than that, probably
bono8675309: those were my personal photos
bono8675309: I only have 419 U2 picture
bono8675309: sigh
bono8675309: I just said only :S
bono8675309: what's happened to me
SapphireFaerie13: XD
SapphireFaerie13: Bono's soul
SapphireFaerie13: Took over
SapphireFaerie13: And his knees too
SapphireFaerie13: Musn't forget those
bono8675309: GET OUT OF THIS COMPUTER BONO
bono8675309: knees soul the goal the goal of the knees is the soul...the sisters soul...to the goal...now get off the knees and seek the soul
SapphireFaerie13: Amen
SapphireFaerie13: OMG, speaking of
SapphireFaerie13: I showed my Desire video to my brother
SapphireFaerie13: Which was slightly embarrasing
bono8675309: : i haven't watched that yet
SapphireFaerie13: =O
SapphireFaerie13: Goooo
SapphireFaerie13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-1lbiwrQx0 =O
bono8675309: IT'S SLASH!
SapphireFaerie13: =O yes!
bono8675309: omg
bono8675309: you did find like every photo of them being gay together
SapphireFaerie13: Psh, there were plenty I didn't even have room for
SapphireFaerie13: Plenty of clips as well
bono8675309: They are like best friends
bono8675309: and sooo the opportunity is there so often
bono8675309: :lol
SapphireFaerie13: You know, I'm tempted to write some innocent slash
bono8675309: :tsk
bono8675309: lololol
bono8675309: that was fantastic
bono8675309: truly truly
bono8675309: aaaaaaaaaaaaand you know what else
bono8675309: :shifty I'm showing that to my bestest gay buddy tomorrow
bono8675309: BOIL
SapphireFaerie13: I showed it to my brother
SapphireFaerie13: He's gay
SapphireFaerie13: And he said he's now totally convinced that Bono and Edge are lovers
bono8675309: omg
bono8675309: so how often did you raid the bono and edge love thread?
SapphireFaerie13: I didn't even have to, I already had all of those pictures in my own collection
SapphireFaerie13: Though some of them may have come from previous Bono/Edge threads
bono8675309: FORUM STALKER
SapphireFaerie13: I haven't had as much time lately to read all of the big threads
bono8675309: I see you baby
SapphireFaerie13: Oh oh oh, wanna see the new icon I made?
bono8675309:
bono8675309: <excited
bono8675309: I keep forgetting that that isn't all exciting on AIM like it is on MSN
SapphireFaerie13: Okay, well the icon has a joke in it that you have to get, so remember the Unabomber?
bono8675309: *note to self, start plugging iPod into other USB slot because this one is jank*
bono8675309: only what I know from SNL
SapphireFaerie13: http://www.wesleyan.edu/wesunity/unabomber.jpg this was the sketch they had of him before they caught him
SapphireFaerie13: my icon
bono8675309: ohhoho you png'd this must be special
bono8675309: omg
SapphireFaerie13: I png everything
bono8675309: gah!
bono8675309: you froze me
SapphireFaerie13: =O
bono8675309: rrar!!
bono8675309: I can't see the bottom of our conversation
SapphireFaerie13: Creepy
bono8675309: ok
SapphireFaerie13: I broke your computerrrrr
bono8675309: now I can
bono8675309: but I still haven't seen your icon
SapphireFaerie13: Ooooh, I know
bono8675309: AND THIS USB CABLE'S PISSING ME OFF IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THIS LONG TO TRANSFER PICS TO AN IPOD
SapphireFaerie13: Hit it with a stick?
bono8675309: :bow
SapphireFaerie13: I'll post my icon in DESCRIBE
SapphireFaerie13: Then you can see it
bono8675309: SAW IT!
bono8675309: I KNEW IT !
bono8675309: I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE PICS OF BONO WITH A HOODIE LOOKING SHIFTY
bono8675309: just did't know which one
SapphireFaerie13: XD
bono8675309: ok BAD CAPSLOCK BUTTON BAD I'M SURE YOUR'E SCARING THE POOR GIRL
SapphireFaerie13: omg, there is like... a super beam of LAUGHTER flowing between us and it won't go away
SapphireFaerie13: AND IT'S HIS FAULT
SapphireFaerie13: But that icon was just begging to be madee
SapphireFaerie13: Do you ever watch Lost?
bono8675309: nope
bono8675309: I wanted to because I love me some hobbits
bono8675309: buuuuuut
bono8675309: just never happened
SapphireFaerie13: **shakes head** That's terrible
bono8675309: I"m just not as INTO tv shows...as it is I only watch one show and I missed like every episode last season
SapphireFaerie13: Well, this Unabono icon has a history behind it tied to Lost
bono8675309: awwww
bono8675309: I wish I could be in on that joke
bono8675309: but it wouldn't be fair to you or me to try and explain
SapphireFaerie13: Nah, it's fairly simple
SapphireFaerie13: Dominic Monaghan's character, Charlie is a bass player
bono8675309: ok
SapphireFaerie13: This girl on LJ, Cleolinda, wrote funny recaps of every episode of the first season, and in one of them, Charlie was running around with his hood up, and she referred to him as "The Unabassist"
bono8675309: gah! still paying attention but I JUST NOTICED it says uniBONO not uniBOMBER
SapphireFaerie13: I made this icon from that
SapphireFaerie13: Over a year ago
bono8675309: lol
SapphireFaerie13: And last night, I was thinking "Unabassist... Hmm are there any hoodie-Adam pics?" and then suddenly I was like "OMG... UNABONO!"
bono8675309: drool
bono8675309: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN
SapphireFaerie13: Lennon?
bono8675309: no
bono8675309: irishteen
SapphireFaerie13: ooooooh
SapphireFaerie13: When people randomly scream "JOHN!", I have to make assumptions
bono8675309: well obviously when he first logs on it's real late here
bono8675309: so i'm uslaly giddy when he gets on and one morning I was a little giddier than normal so I just went
bono8675309: joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohn
bono8675309: when he logged on instead of hello
bono8675309: and i've been doing it ever sinc
bono8675309: Fascinating story I know
bono8675309: WHERE IS THIS WAYNE CHARACTER
SapphireFaerie13: BONO STOLE HIS SOUL
bono8675309: SOMEONE DID
SapphireFaerie13: Because the goal is soul! OTHER PEOPLE'S SOULS!
bono8675309: My money's on an iPod though
bono8675309: OR WAS IT ONE OF THE IPOD'S BONO'S SOUL CONTROLS
bono8675309: HIS SOUL REMOTE CONTROL PERHAPS?!
SapphireFaerie13: omg
SapphireFaerie13: my stomach hurts from laughing
bono8675309: lol
bono8675309: people are sleeping so laughter IS NOT ALLOWED
bono8675309: so don't even think about it
SapphireFaerie13: I'm laughing nearly silently
SapphireFaerie13: Which is even worse
bono8675309: yes
bono8675309: I love doing that
bono8675309: have you been reading the patheon of interference thread?
SapphireFaerie13: It just sounds like a lot of breathing... which sounds kind of... not right
SapphireFaerie13: I glanced in there once earlier
bono8675309: omg then you didn't see the cancer report!!!
bono8675309: OR THE PICKLES!
bono8675309: THE PICKLES@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bono8675309: which is what my friends and I were talking about before bono so rudly booted me off the computer
bono8675309: OMG WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE IN OUR CONVERSATION
SapphireFaerie13: It's a SIGN
bono8675309: to go to bed
SapphireFaerie13: Never
bono8675309: I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A BED SIGN!
SapphireFaerie13: That thing comes on in 1 hour
SapphireFaerie13: BONO is supposed to be on it
bono8675309: :shifty
bono8675309: Bono's going to bed with me tonight...........on my iPod
bono8675309: AS SOON AS I FIND WAYNE'S DARN FILES!
SapphireFaerie13: Noo, he has to be on CNN!
bono8675309: WHEN?!
bono8675309:
SapphireFaerie13: In an hour!
bono8675309: WHAT?!
SapphireFaerie13: Well like, it's a four hour show
SapphireFaerie13: So anytime within the four hours
bono8675309: WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED
bono8675309: curses
bono8675309: i must sleep
SapphireFaerie13: On American Morning, they're gonna talk about Live 8-1 year later
SapphireFaerie13: Or something
bono8675309: it's been a year :gasp
SapphireFaerie13: That's what I said!
bono8675309: i'm in shock
bono8675309: :shock:
bono8675309: there happy?
SapphireFaerie13: It seems like just yesterday I was sitting on the couch all day BITCHING at the shitty coverage
bono8675309: AIM doens't have my favorite MSN emotion OK!
bono8675309: I still haven't seen it
bono8675309: and that's sad because I downloaded it to my computer to make my U2 movie
bono8675309: except that i saved it somewhere weird
bono8675309: and forgot about it til the other day when I found it again
bono8675309: but that doesn't mean I watched it :nono
SapphireFaerie13: You should watch it!
SapphireFaerie13: But wait until Sunday
SapphireFaerie13: That way you can watch it exactly one year later
bono8675309: rool
bono8675309: conan o brien rool
SapphireFaerie13: I wanna marry him
bono8675309: I do too
SapphireFaerie13: But he's like.... a million inches taller than me
bono8675309: that was the greatest night of my life
bono8675309: bono conana edge and larry all in the same room
bono8675309: I'M SORRY IM JUST NOT A ADAM GIRL
SapphireFaerie13: :madwife
bono8675309: lol
bono8675309: I do like those beardy pictures of him though
bono8675309: NOT A BIG BEARD
bono8675309: just a little scruffy
SapphireFaerie13: I like the mid-90s goat beard
SapphireFaerie13: Not that UF scruff though
bono8675309: i don't knwo where my scruff is from
bono8675309: hmm
bono8675309 wants to directly connect.
bono8675309 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
bono8675309: ACCEPT DARN YOU
SapphireFaerie13: Oh sorrry
SapphireFaerie13 wants to directly connect.
SapphireFaerie13: I was watching the pickle thing
SapphireFaerie13 is now directly connected.
bono8675309:

bono8675309: that'smy favorite adam pic
SapphireFaerie13: That does not look pleasing to the touch
bono8675309: lol
bono8675309: lol
bono8675309: Of coursemy favorite would be displeasing to true adam girls
bono8675309: let's see i've only got four picture of adam
SapphireFaerie13: That's terrible
bono8675309:

SapphireFaerie13: He's feeling himself up XD
SapphireFaerie13: He must've learned that from Bono
bono8675309: only his moobs ;-)
bono8675309: i like him smiling in this one

SapphireFaerie13:

SapphireFaerie13: This is my newest favourite Adam pic
bono8675309: what era is that he almost looks like his brother there
bono8675309: adam's brother = real hot
bono8675309: :combust
SapphireFaerie13: That's JT
SapphireFaerie13: oooh, have you seen Bono in the cop hat?
bono8675309: twice
bono8675309: once up close rool vertigo tour
SapphireFaerie13: Wait
SapphireFaerie13: ...
SapphireFaerie13: FREUDIAN SLIP
SapphireFaerie13: I meant
SapphireFaerie13: ADAM
SapphireFaerie13: Not Bono
SapphireFaerie13: >_<
SapphireFaerie13: Stupid Bono possessing me
SapphireFaerie13:

bono8675309: i've seen that picture i like that one
bono8675309: rightclicksave
SapphireFaerie13: I need to turn you into an Adam girl
bono8675309: lol I don't know it'd be hard
bono8675309: I don't find him all that attractive
bono8675309:

SapphireFaerie13: I didn't really start liking him until I was reading quotes about how much he enjoyed dressing up as a lady for the One video
bono8675309: this picture right here though :combust
SapphireFaerie13: Bono looks a little creepy there
bono8675309: Pleba would die to be in on this convorsation ;lol:
bono8675309: Adam looks creepy.....................in a dress
bono8675309: lol I'm just messing iwth you
bono8675309: we can agree on one thing I hope though
bono8675309: are you ready?
SapphireFaerie13: Oui
bono8675309:

ax
bono8675309: i don't knwo why I typed ax at the end hmy BONO GET OUT OF OUR CONVERSATION AND STOP TRYING TO KILL LARRY
SapphireFaerie13: HAHAHHAHA
SapphireFaerie13: Larry was sexy until he grew a notmullet
bono8675309: eeeew vertigo larry :yuck
bono8675309: the boy who never grew up had age take a nasty turn this tour
SapphireFaerie13: His deal with the devil must've fallen through
bono8675309: sigh
bono8675309: THERE HE IS
bono8675309: I FOUND THE LITTLE BUGGER
SapphireFaerie13: Who?
bono8675309: WAYNE!
SapphireFaerie13: Ahhh
SapphireFaerie13: Has Bono been tampering with his soul?
bono8675309: Hmmm
bono8675309: let's find out
bono8675309: how do you go about asking that
bono8675309: so wayne nice weather we're having
bono8675309: DID YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THE BONO DEVIL?!
SapphireFaerie13: Oooh, let me
SapphireFaerie13: I don't believe in subtlety
bono8675309: ok so i'm about to save this entire conversation and make a thread about it
bono8675309: except not :9
SapphireFaerie13: XD
SapphireFaerie13: omg, I posted
bono8675309: lololol
bono8675309: omg
bono8675309: it's official
bono8675309: we're high on life
SapphireFaerie13: We're high on BLUE CRACK
bono8675309: yes!
SapphireFaerie13: omg, we're gonna scare Wayne
bono8675309:



and then for what happened afterward the DESCRIBE thread page 4 would be easily viewed from here :wink



COME ON PEOPLE I KNOW YOU'VE HAD YOUR OWN CONVERSATIONS

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh my God, you posted the whole thing I'm actually slightly embarrassed now.

And somehow the link to my fantastic icon is missing people need to see the glory of the Unabono:

 

[bono_212]

aww did i embaress you

 

[JanuaryStar]

 

[waynetravis]

my name was mentioned 6 times during that conversation

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

There's a simple explanation for that, Wayne. Bono took over our souls, you see, and he wanted your soul (THE GOAL IS SOUL! WAYNE'S SOUL!) and so, he made us keep thinking about you, in an effort to use our souls to steal your soul.


Or something.

 

[JanuaryStar]

He'd better not get to me

 

[Total U2 Nut]

There's a simple explanation for that, Wayne. Bono took over our souls, you see, and he wanted your soul (THE GOAL IS SOUL! WAYNE'S SOUL!) and so, he made us keep thinking about you, in an effort to use our souls to steal your soul.


Or something.

 

[Sicy]

FYI it is against our rules to post private emails/im's/pm's UNLESS you have consent of the other party.

 

[Carek1230]

I don't understand the point of posting any conversation or chat like that, especially one of that length. Who has time to even scan thru it all?

 

[Schmeg]

hooray for inside jokes no one else cares about!

I don't understand the point of posting any conversation or chat like that, especially one of that length. Who has time to even scan thru it all?

Agreed- I've had plenty of AIM chats with various Interferencers and while we think they're hilarious, no one else would think it was funny.

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

I think my brain has just melted. That chat session was really really long. :twitch:

 

[Canadiens1131]

Where's diamond when there's a thread tailormade for him???