St Mary’s Butts, Reading, England Superthread

[bono_212]

Let's make it clear she still misses her dead mom, by having her abruptly stop, midconversarion, and sadly stroke her photo.

 

[LemonMelon]

Candace Cameron is sensually stroking the feet of her younger self. What the fuck is this

 

[LemonMelon]

This guy wants some ass so bad that he raced up to a strange woman and slapped her groceries out of her hands

Chivalry is not dead!

 

[LemonMelon]

He was waiting at the top of the stairs and everything

 

[LemonMelon]

"Where are you, Charlene Pennymar?"

The question on everyone's lips.

 

[bono_212]

He clearly moved into this apartment to stalk her and has a camera set at the front door for when she arrived home, because he could not have POSSIBLY seen her carrying groceries from where he was.

 

[LemonMelon]

Candace Cameron is trapped by post-production snow

 

[bono_212]

The guy that I want her to get with, that is the polar opposite of the fireman, is definitely about to die. He just hit every single movie trope dialogue line that comes before a character death.

 

[LemonMelon]

She tried to steal the entire inventory, but there was nowhere for her to go.

 

[bono_212]

Charlene Pennymar, is that your ghost?!

 

[LemonMelon]

"Where are you, Charlene Pennymar?"

The question on everyone's lips.

We found her!

 

[bono_212]

Oh my God, I thought this movie was gonna be stupid, but I didn't realize it was about a haunted department store and two shoe obsessees.

 

[LemonMelon]

"At some point, you stopped trying."

Meta!

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh my God, I thought this movie was gonna be stupid, but I didn't realize it was about a haunted department store and two shoe obsessees.

It's A Christmas Carol but the ghost uses shoes to get Scrooge around

 

[bono_212]

Hahaha usually the Christmas Carol is about someone with a major character flaw, but "you've stopped trying" is a fucking hilarious reason for the three ghosts to visit.

 

[bono_212]

"that picture is incredible"

*doubt*

 

[LemonMelon]

"that picture is incredible"

*doubt*

Aren't we all amateur photographers?

 

[bono_212]

Ohhhh, it's not Christmas Carol, it's The Family Man. Fuck, that means we're in for a sad time.

 

[LemonMelon]

Fucking hell, shit was slow at whatever office these angels work at

 

[bono_212]

I've never cared less about the love story in one of these movies. Get back to the Ghost showing her alternate realities of her life.

 

[LemonMelon]

Ohhhh, it's not Christmas Carol, it's The Family Man. Fuck, that means we're in for a sad time.

Well, she's experiencing paranoid delusions, so

 

[LemonMelon]

I've never cared less about the love story in one of these movies. Get back to the Ghost showing her alternate realities of her life.

He's trying so fucking hard man

Now he's having a snowball fight with neighbor children to impress her

 

[bono_212]

I love how many lines they've tripped over and the editor just left in.

 

[bono_212]

Look how sweet and chivalrous he is. uke:

He's trying so fucking hard man

Now he's having a snowball fight with neighbor children to impress her

 

[LemonMelon]

Jean Smart first take'd this entire movie

 

[bono_212]

Jean Smart is tearing this woman apart and I'm here for it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Don't take decorating advice from a man dressed like Stanley Kowalski

 

[LemonMelon]

"I know you find this man repulsive, so I'll take you on a carriage ride with him against your will"

 

[LemonMelon]

This is not the deep-dive into addiction that I expected.

She is not addicted to footwear. She is addicted to time travel.

 

[bono_212]

"Do you have a map thing on your phone thing?"

"what? No?"

It's 2016. You lyin.