UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
PlaTheGreat
PlaTheNotSoBad
"You know I could've been PlaTheGreat, but I got there too late. When sign ups came they said, "Name?"
I said, "Pla."
They said, "We got a Pla."
I said, "Oh....um, how about PlaTheGreat?"
They said, "Nope, we got one."
I said, "Is he great? Better than me?"
They said, "Yeah, he's allright. Not so bad."
"But is he better than me?"
"I dunno, maybe. He's not so bad."
"But not Great? Not like me?"
"No, he's not like you."
"Good, then I shall take his name, see how he likes it. Call me, PlaTheNotSoBad."
"OK. Next."
"I will forever seek this ill named PlaTheGreat and when I find him -"
"NEXT"
"When I find him I will feast upon his - "
"NEXT"
"upon his soul...and then....you know....stuff."
"Great, NEXT."
I'm coming for you oh misnamed PlaTheGreat. Yes I am."
PlaTheNotSoBad
"You know I could've been PlaTheGreat, but I got there too late. When sign ups came they said, "Name?"
I said, "Pla."
They said, "We got a Pla."
I said, "Oh....um, how about PlaTheGreat?"
They said, "Nope, we got one."
I said, "Is he great? Better than me?"
They said, "Yeah, he's allright. Not so bad."
"But is he better than me?"
"I dunno, maybe. He's not so bad."
"But not Great? Not like me?"
"No, he's not like you."
"Good, then I shall take his name, see how he likes it. Call me, PlaTheNotSoBad."
"OK. Next."
"I will forever seek this ill named PlaTheGreat and when I find him -"
"NEXT"
"When I find him I will feast upon his - "
"NEXT"
"upon his soul...and then....you know....stuff."
"Great, NEXT."
I'm coming for you oh misnamed PlaTheGreat. Yes I am."