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Old 04-12-2006, 04:33 PM   #31
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Dr Lemonseed

The Human race and The Heimlich Manuever

My dinner was q quiet, simple affair consisting of seafood and rice. This apparently angered Dr. Lemonseed. He dove in, got mixed in with the rice, and then attempted to ruin my dinner and choke me by lodging himself in my throat. Luckily, the Heimlich Maneuver was on hand. By placing two strong, well toned arms below my diaphragm (do men have diaphragms? I think we do) and pulling up, Heimlich Manuever was able to defeat Dr. Lemonseed, this time. But Dr. Lemonseed has not given up on his quest to choke the Human Race and forever foil the life saving technique we know as the Heimlic Manuever.
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:34 PM   #32
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Dr Lemonseed

The Human race and The Heimlich Manuever

My dinner was q quiet, simple affair consisting of seafood and rice. This apparently angered Dr. Lemonseed. He dove in, got mixed in with the rice, and then attempted to ruin my dinner and choke me by lodging himself in my throat. Luckily, the Heimlich Maneuver was on hand. By placing two strong, well toned arms below my diaphragm (do men have diaphragms? I think we do) and pulling up, Heimlich Manuever was able to defeat Dr. Lemonseed, this time. But Dr. Lemonseed has not given up on his quest to choke the Human Race and forever foil the life saving technique we know as the Heimlic Manuever.
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:38 PM   #33
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I'm interested in what you'd come up with for mine...
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:45 PM   #34
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Could you put me on the list too please? This is really creative!
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:49 PM   #35
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Sorry, I'll have to finish tomorrow. Good night.
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:01 PM   #36
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Haha!

You made work for yourself!
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:29 PM   #37
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LivLuvAndBootlegMusic -

The RIAA

The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) is the trade group that represents the U.S. recording industry. Its mission is to foster a business and legal climate that supports and promotes our members' creative and financial vitality. Its members are the record companies that comprise the most vibrant national music industry in the world. RIAA members create, manufacture and/or distribute approximately 90% of all legitimate sound recordings produced and sold in the United States.

In support of this mission, the RIAA works to protect intellectual property rights worldwide and the First Amendment rights of artists; conduct consumer industry and technical research; and monitor and review - - state and federal laws, regulations and policies.

They also despise Life and Love.
Right on! I've been cited by them before
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:11 PM   #38
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Me!! when you have the time it should be good what you come up with
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:21 PM   #39
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:24 PM   #40
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OK go ahead...let's see if you can come up with something more creative than "U2republican"
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Old 04-12-2006, 06:26 PM   #42
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These are great! Very entertaining. Maybe instead of us going "me me me! oooh oooh do me, pick me!" there could be a sign up sheet and whenever Beav gets to the names he can post and we can all keep checking back?

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