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Old 12-31-2006, 03:58 AM   #346
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Yeah man, sorry about that. Friggin writer's block or something. Your name should be pretty easy but I'm blanking at the moment. I have a backlog list that goes back to April or something. I stink.
Yeah, I read through the thread and noticed the backlog...and even felt guilty for rushing you....but it was fleeting the guilt.

I hope you soon overcome your writer's block and provide interference with more much needed comedy...because, I must say, this thread is hilarious, nicely done.
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Old 12-31-2006, 12:01 PM   #347
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Old 02-23-2007, 10:40 PM   #348
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Dr. Blue Balls

For over three weeks now the male population of Southern California has been unable to stand upright for the combination of pain and humiliation that the mad Dr. Blue Balls has wreaked upon the land. Construction work has all but ceased. The police force is decimated, but luckily, crime has dropped by 85%. The female population has picked up much of the slack, but still half the city is virtually paralyzed. The region is in despair.

An uneasy silence is broken as Dr. Blue Balls arrives with her megaphone to shrilly remind the city that she is in control. "Hello? HIYA People! Remember me? We met at the 21 Club in Pasadena? You bought me a drink, we went back to my place? Ringing a bell? You said you were gonna call? RIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT! Well, I remember you. I remember waiting by the phone. I remember the anxiety. I remember the humiliation, and you know what? I'm giving it right back. I challenge any man to stand against me. I challenge any man to even stand! HAHAHA!"

"I stand."

"What? Who said that?"

"It is I."

"No, it cannot be!"

"Indeed, it is I, RedRocks. I recall you from the 21 Club. I recall promising to call."

"BUT - How can this be? How are you not effected by my power?"

"Woman, please. He who possess the Red Rocks is immune to Blue Balls. Silly girl, i laugh at thee. HAHAHA."

"NOOOOOO! This cannot be! Why...why did you not call?"

"Perhaps I lost your number. Perhaps I did not enjoy the conversation. Perhaps you were only one of many that night. Perhaps all of the above. Either way you have no right to behave in such a fashion, and for this, feel my wrath."

"No...not again."

"Ohh...si si, senorita. El Suave."

"NOOOOO, not the Latin Charm!"

"Aye, si, yes, little girl, the Latin Charm. You remember now? You remember how I mixed ingles con espanol? Si, si. Mira, chica, it is what I do. No peudo ayudarlo. I am, como se a dice?, a prisoner of my own charm, and you, senorita, are my warden."

"But...I...wait, what? That doesn't make sense."

"Aye, si, que importa. You are getting consada, verdad?"

"My eyes, they are...heavy."

"So, go to sleep, mi amor. Have suenas of you and I, and waterfalls. Go to sleep. And forget all of this. Go to sleep."

And with that Dr. Blue Balls passed out in the middle of the freeway.

The men of Southern California felt instant relief and quickly life began to return to normal. RedRocks flew away, bringing Dr. Blue Balls back to her home. He placed her in bed and left a rose on the sleeping body of Dr. Blue Balls. She awoke the next day, somewhat confused, but feeling wonderful. She spent the entire day blissfully, having no recollection of her scorned alter ego.

Across town RedRocks sat on his balcony, strumming his guitar, weeping for his curse.
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Old 02-23-2007, 11:07 PM   #349
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I nominate this thread for the title of greatest thread ever.

Can I have an archnemesis too?
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Old 02-23-2007, 11:10 PM   #350
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You still got it Beav
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:14 AM   #351
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I nominate this thread for the title of greatest thread ever.

Can I have an archnemesis too?
Do you mind if I use this quote elsewhere?
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:38 AM   #352
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Do you mind if I use this quote elsewhere?
No, go ahead.
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Old 05-25-2007, 02:29 PM   #353
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Sorry I had to bump. This thread is too funny! I think Beav has his hands full with the Battle of the Smileys right now but i'd like an archnemesis too in the future!
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:20 PM   #354
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Great thread.

(If you're still giving out archnemesises, I'm a woman.)
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:13 PM   #355
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Haven't been in here in a while. I'll add you guys to the list. I may have burnt myself out on this topic, but who knows, the muse might inspire me sometime.

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Old 05-25-2007, 08:28 PM   #356
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Haven't been in here in a while. I'll add you guys to the list. I may have burnt myself out on this topic, but who knows, the muse might inspire me sometime.

TripThruUreWires (female)
Namkur (male)
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MacHat (female)
LemonMacPhisto (male)
RedRocksU2 (male)
KatieBu21 (female)
Onebloodonelife (female)
YBORCITYOBL
COBL_04
JanuaryStar
Night_And_Day66
Bono's American Wife
RavenBlue
Jobob
Bono Maniac
No Spoken Words
Reggie the Dogg
Sicy
Enajh2
Screwtape2
Bono's Lil Pal 94
u2Girl416

Do I even have to say anything to you? Opportunity is knocking.
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:32 PM   #357
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If you do get inspired and start again, can you add me please? (I'm a girl) I've been watching the thread since the beginning
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:41 PM   #358
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Hey jackass. Happy birthday. Now, get back to work on this thread.
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I never got an archnemisis. I phail.
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