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Old 12-06-2006, 11:09 PM   #331
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Sorry for all those without archnemesisesis. Sometimes I just got nothing. Poor TripThruYourWires has been on the list since like April or something. And Zootelesque too, and I finally came up with something today. And sometimes I have a name (Bono's American Wife is set to battle Bono's American Divorce Lawyer) but when I start the story, it sucks.

I haven't forgotten, it's just that I can't force the Muse. Know what I mean?
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:19 PM   #332
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:25 PM   #333
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Just noticed mine. That was great, Beav!
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Old 12-07-2006, 12:14 AM   #334
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Wow...that is amazing...I visualize Kevin a LOT...
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Old 12-07-2006, 01:10 AM   #335
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:24 AM   #336
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:05 PM   #337
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This is a great thread. I'm female BTW. See if you can come up with something besides yankees, posada, or arod...
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Old 12-18-2006, 01:08 PM   #338
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Theo Epstein

V: Hey, Theo. Welcome back. Where you been?
TE: Detroit - whoa, Capitan, I am diggin that blouse. How much?
V: Oh, I dunno. I got it is a gift. $50, maybe? It's pretty nice. Thanks.
TE: 3 million.
V: What?
TE: For the blouse, 2 years, 4 million. Deal?
V: What? You want to buy my blouse?
TE: 3 years, 8 million. Deal?
V: Yeah. Sure.
TE: Great. Let me put something in writing. Excuse me, I got to make a phone call.....(he dials a #) Hello? Yes, this is Theo Eprstein, General Manager of the Boston Red Sox. Can I speak to ... D'Kimba Moutneyergarheth...sure....thank you....D'Kimba? Hey, Theo Epstein....Listen - 5 years, 20 million...Wait - 6 years - 30 million, eh? .... you drive a hard bargain D'Kimba, I like you. Fine, 8 year, 72 million. Allrighty buddy, looking forward to seeing you in April. Stay fit buddy. (hangs up) YES!!! YES!!! I got em.
V: Who is that?
TE: D'Kimba Moutneyergarheth. He's from Senegal.
V: Senegal? Didn't know they played ball over there.
TE: I got him all set up to cover the left field area.
V: Left? But what about Manny?
TE: What about him?
V: Well, he's out there in left. I don't think he's going to be happy about -
TE: Oh, no no no. D'Kimba doesn't play left field. Come on, walk with me, talk with me. I need a drink. (they go the vendng machine. Theo puts a fifty into the coke machine) Come on? $50! Fine (He puts in another $50) These friggin machines these days, they drive a hard bargain. FINE, FINE, you got it! $200 (he puts in a $100 bill) and presses the "COKE" button.)
V: Uh...yeah. Those are 75 cents.
TE: Listen Cap, it looks like it's 75 cents, but what you're not seeing is it's potential.
V: It's a soda.
TE: No - it's a coke, an American classic. Like baseball and D'Kimba Moutneyergarheth.
V: I thought he was from Senegal.
TE: Yeah, but soon, he'll be like a cola. See?
V: No.
TE: That's why I'm the GM and you're the catcher. When did you become a chick, anyway?
V: It just sorta happened. Anyway, back to the Senegal guy. Where are you going to put Manny?
TE: Manny plays left.
V: You said this D'Kimba guy was going to be in left.
TE: No, I said he'd COVER left.
V: I don't follow.
TE: D'Kimba is a janitor.
V: Oh..wait. What?
TE: Yeah, I was in Detroit last week, some big high rise building they got. I went to take a leak, right, and when I looked down into the urinal, you know what I saw?
V: Uh...I can imagine. Yeah.
TE: No, I saw my face.
V: Sorry?
TE: The urinal was so clean, I could see my face. Now, imagine Fenway with a bathroom full of urinals so clean a fan can come to a game and see his goddamn reflection! GODDAMN, it's beautiful.
V: You just sign a janitor to an 8 year $72 million deal?
TE: Not just a janitor, Senor Capitan, D'Kimba Moutneyergarheth. From Senegal.
V: That is fucking insane.
TE: Hey, listen up San Juan Capitano, this is my club. My call. D'Kimba is going to bring the people to Fenway. We are buildling the organization around him going forward.
V: He cleans BATHROOMS, THEO! What is wrong with you?
TE: Uh...you know....when you put it that way.....heh....it does seem kinda ..... odd.
V: Well, yeah. You ok?
TE: OK. Listen. Don't tell John Henry a thing. I want this to be a surprise.
V: You're still going to do it?
TE: Yeah. I gave my word.
V: Dude, Theo. Come on.
TE: OK, I'll give you 12 million for your silence.
V: THEO!
TE: 15 million, and a better parking spot.
V: Jesus man.
TE: - FINE! 20 million, better parking spot, use of the corporate jacuzzi in the off season.
V:......$22 million and I want a big "C" painted in the parking spot. And I want my face on the yearbook. All this in addition to what you're paying for my blouse.
TE: You drive a hard bargain Captain VeriKirk. Done! This is going to be awesome. YES! I've never been excite to take a leak!
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Old 12-18-2006, 01:12 PM   #339
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OMG....please PLEASE give me an archnemesis...I spend way too much time plotting revenge on people that barely deserve it, finally, perhaps, I can turn my attention to someone who deserves it.
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Old 12-28-2006, 10:32 PM   #341
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Old 12-30-2006, 12:05 AM   #342
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Old 12-30-2006, 01:10 PM   #343
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Old 12-30-2006, 09:23 PM   #344
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Still waiting, Beav. To be fair, after reading about how action packed your life is, I can see why you've not yet attended to my request. I hope you get it done before you, ironically, become my arch nemesis.

Ha. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Um, yeah.
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Old 12-31-2006, 02:35 AM   #345
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Still waiting, Beav. To be fair, after reading about how action packed your life is, I can see why you've not yet attended to my request. I hope you get it done before you, ironically, become my arch nemesis.

Ha. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Um, yeah.
Yeah man, sorry about that. Friggin writer's block or something. Your name should be pretty easy but I'm blanking at the moment. I have a backlog list that goes back to April or something. I stink.
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