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Dr Lemonseed

The Human race and The Heimlich Manuever

My dinner was q quiet, simple affair consisting of seafood and rice. This apparently angered Dr. Lemonseed. He dove in, got mixed in with the rice, and then attempted to ruin my dinner and choke me by lodging himself in my throat. Luckily, the Heimlich Maneuver was on hand. By placing two strong, well toned arms below my diaphragm (do men have diaphragms? I think we do) and pulling up, Heimlich Manuever was able to defeat Dr. Lemonseed, this time. But Dr. Lemonseed has not given up on his quest to choke the Human Race and forever foil the life saving technique we know as the Heimlic Manuever.
 
UberBeaver said:
Dr Lemonseed

The Human race and The Heimlich Manuever

My dinner was q quiet, simple affair consisting of seafood and rice. This apparently angered Dr. Lemonseed. He dove in, got mixed in with the rice, and then attempted to ruin my dinner and choke me by lodging himself in my throat. Luckily, the Heimlich Maneuver was on hand. By placing two strong, well toned arms below my diaphragm (do men have diaphragms? I think we do) and pulling up, Heimlich Manuever was able to defeat Dr. Lemonseed, this time. But Dr. Lemonseed has not given up on his quest to choke the Human Race and forever foil the life saving technique we know as the Heimlic Manuever.

:lmao:
 
UberBeaver said:
LivLuvAndBootlegMusic -

The RIAA

The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) is the trade group that represents the U.S. recording industry. Its mission is to foster a business and legal climate that supports and promotes our members' creative and financial vitality. Its members are the record companies that comprise the most vibrant national music industry in the world. RIAA members create, manufacture and/or distribute approximately 90% of all legitimate sound recordings produced and sold in the United States.

In support of this mission, the RIAA works to protect intellectual property rights worldwide and the First Amendment rights of artists; conduct consumer industry and technical research; and monitor and review - - state and federal laws, regulations and policies.

They also despise Life and Love.

Right on! I've been cited by them before :reject:
 
:up: These are great! Very entertaining. Maybe instead of us going "me me me! oooh oooh do me, pick me!" there could be a sign up sheet and whenever Beav gets to the names he can post and we can all keep checking back?

:shrug:
 
Queen Bee said:

No way, Barbara. I was going to reply with the EXACT same thing, hyper smiley and all. :ohmy:

Anyway, yes...

Do me, UberBeaver, when you get the chance! :hyper: :sexywink:
 
Queen Bee said:

I like the way you think!

Queen Bee

The Hornet King


The Hornet King demanded that Queen Bee marry him and join their two kingdoms. She refused, calling him "vulgar" and "brutish" and had him escorted out of her court. The Queen Bee knew that to do so would turn her drones to slaves, and she could not do that to her bees. But the Hornet King was not one to take a rebuffing lightly. He sent 30 of his strongest warriors to a tourist hive in the Queen Bees southern lands. What occured horrified the world. Amatuer video here:
http://gprime.net/video.php/hornetsvsbees

Queen Bee plans revenge by sleeping with the Hornet Kings brother.
 
Inmyplace13
lmjhitman
Carek1230
BrownEyedBoy
Love_U2_Adam
Lila64
Chiso
Daygloeyes
LanceMC
Mofo
Kristie
BonosBaby12
GreenEyedGirl
Rocking Edge
Namkur
CliffEdge
bono212
GIbsonGirl

Did I miss anyone?
 
UberBeaver said:
U2 Democrat

Karl W. Cheney.

After seeing declining poll numbers in recent months, wunderkind Karl Rove came up with the most brilliant, most devious of plans. A senior republican official told this reporter that, "Karl gathered W and Dick and brought up the fact that poll number were in the 30s for W, 20s for Dick and Karl. He said, 'If we combine forces, our numbers can reach 80s, even 90s!.'" W commented at one point that he believed that they didn't care about poll numbers. Dick slapped him and said that it was just a front, a "line of phooey. God, you are hopeless, boy."

Rove brought them to a secret underground lab outside of Washington DC. Dr. Bill Frist introduced an expirimental gratfing technique in which all the heads were placed on one body (Rove's was used as Cheney's is semi-defective and W is too small) and thus Karl W. Cheney was born.

Capitol Hill is in a frenzy this morning. Karl Head wants more powers for the president, becase he now has 3 brains. W Head no longer has to answer questions, so he's pretty happy. And Dick Head wants the other two heads to "STFU and let me think. Jesus. Goddamn it. I'm gonna shoot you two off."

U2 front man Bono said "we should look at the bright side of all this. Two less stomaches to feed....or something like that....yeah."
 
lmjhitman

Agent 47

Larry Mullen Jr has made a lot of people angry in his day. Gambling debts, prostitutes, substances: the line of people waiting to collect runs deep. But now, some people have grown tired of waiting.

In a small Dublin suburb known as Dim O Caugh, Agent 47, a secret assassin works for an unknown source. His mission: Take Out LMJ.

Across town, a second hired gun, LMJHitman, plots her course as she too has money waiting for her should she complete her mission: Take out Larry Mullen jr.

Over the next few weeks LMJHitman and Agent 47 engage in a brilliant game of cat and mouse, as both foil each other's plots by saving Larry from the other, so that they can kill him with their own hands, and collect the money. Stay tuned to see how all of this plays out.
 
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