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Old 10-04-2006, 04:19 AM   #1
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I had lunch with a spoon because I'm cool

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:31 AM   #2
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I murdered a monster because I hate my family

That does not sound good
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:58 AM   #3
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I kicked a phone because I'm a ninja
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Old 10-04-2006, 05:22 AM   #4
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I choked on a fireman because the voices told me too.


...oh my god.
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I had lunch with a ninja because the voices told me to.
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Old 10-04-2006, 07:40 AM   #6
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:12 AM   #7
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I murdered a baseball bat because I'm NOT a homosexual.



this is like one of those paper decision-maker things you did in school
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:32 AM   #8
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I dry humped a birdbath befcause I was drunk
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Re: I had lunch with a spoon because I'm cool

I did the Macarena with a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:12 AM   #12
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Old 10-04-2006, 01:57 PM   #14
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