Guys, how does it make you feel?

[Kieran McConville]

A trillion years from now, our shadowy post-human descendents will live by harvesting black holes for their mediocre crop of ghost energy.

How does that make you feel, guys? Kind of makes the next Killers record pale into the wallpaper, doesn't it?

 

[mad1]

a trillion years from now Earth will be nothing but the left ball of an alien's below.

 

[Angela Harlem]

let's talk about feelings.

 

[mad1]

feelings suck.

feelings really fuk you up.

feelings are like moments of hell and heaven sometimes combining in a manner that leaves you pulling your hair out while having a massage.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Imagine no more earth, no sun or moon too!

Imagine endless oceans of black emptiness, populated only by the ghost radiation of a lost universe!

You can live off this shit, guys, if you know how! I think we will know how, we're just that canny as a species!

Good fucking times, guys!

 

[mad1]

yea but, no sun no moon, no earth

jaysus why dont you show us the acting skills you had from Independance Day Kieran!

I love how Will punched you!

 

[zonelistener]

The ice age is coming.

Prepare yourself today.

 

[Zoots]

The question on everyone's minds is.. what will happen to Frank?

 

[Kieran McConville]

More likely, what won't happen to Frank. Did you know that Zoomerang's friend 'Gary' in the other thread is actually Frank. Frankly, it was Frank who cut off relations, and it had less to do with disposable income than it did with various parties' willingness to accidentally have their intestine stapled to the wall.

 

[Rev. Reverse]

In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really matter how I feel now ... Even if I aggressively - I'm a nonviolent kind guy so don't worry - express my feelings now, I'd only wind up as a footnote in the archives ... Feeling(s) without action(s) don't and won't change a thing ...

A trillion years from now, our shadowy post-human descendents will live by harvesting black holes for their mediocre crop of ghost energy.

How does that make you feel, guys? Kind of makes the next Killers record pale into the wallpaper, doesn't it?

 

[Zoomerang96]

More likely, what won't happen to Frank. Did you know that Zoomerang's friend 'Gary' in the other thread is actually Frank. Frankly, it was Frank who cut off relations, and it had less to do with disposable income than it did with various parties' willingness to accidentally have their intestine stapled to the wall.

indeed, disposable body parts were more of the issue than disposable income.

 

[Kieran McConville]

And who doesn't love a fight over disposable body parts.

Batteries not included haha.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Alan has invited me to post among you

and that's just what I'm gonna do.

Come on
come on
come on

we're gonna have a real cool time.

Tonight.

No games, no talking, no drinking after lights out, and most assuredly no fucking time wasters.

Any takers?

HA, SEE WHAT I DID THERE? ANY TAKERS!??

 

[Kieran McConville]

Wow, the whispering dj on the radio - aka the banner ad above - informs me that he's rich, and that I'm not.

How does he know what I am, or am not?

How does he know that I don't roll my cigarettes in the cured skin of homeless waifs?

HOW can he possibly know that I don't swim in a money bin?

Or that I don't drive a motorised tank-sized armoured wheelchair for no other reason than that I feel like it?

I could be those things. How can a fucking moronic web ad tell me what to do?

 

[Alan Jamison]

Let's play the "Jamison" game.

Each poster has to come up with a first name for a fictional member of the Jamison family (immediate or extended), and give a characteristic or two describing said fictional Jamison and what role they play in the family hierarchy.

 

[mad1]

*throws dice at Alan's head*

oh look it landed on 8, that means, time to take the dickie bow off alan!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Let's play the "Jamison" game.

Each poster has to come up with a first name for a fictional member of the Jamison family (immediate or extended), and give a characteristic or two describing said fictional Jamison and what role they play in the family hierarchy.

Denis Jamison

A prick and a dick
Uncle to Alan
Newsagent by trade
Serving 25 years for child abuse

 

[pgv]

Alan doesn't have that sort of authority

Off with his head!

 

[Kieran McConville]

No, I see he doesn't.

Where would you guys like me to post? The basement? Need some boxes moved, or stuff?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Let's play the "Jamison" game.

Each poster has to come up with a first name for a fictional member of the Jamison family (immediate or extended), and give a characteristic or two describing said fictional Jamison and what role they play in the family hierarchy.

Roger Daily. Self confessed sex addict. Must have it daily.

 

[Alan Jamison]

*throws dice at Alan's head*

oh look it landed on 8, that means, time to take the dickie bow off alan!

I swear I'm going to race you on motorcycles through lava at the base of a volcano. Then I'm going to wrestle you in the bushes outside Bono's chateau. We'll both be wearing eyeliner.

 

[Alan Jamison]

Denis Jamison

A prick and a dick
Uncle to Alan
Newsagent by trade
Serving 25 years for child abuse

Newsagent. I like me old uncle.

 

[Alan Jamison]

Alan doesn't have that sort of authority

Off with his head!

What if I were to run into you on 53rd Street in New York?

Would you even have the balls to talk to me?

 

[Alan Jamison]

Roger Daily. Self confessed sex addict. Must have it daily.

h'excellent!

 

[mad1]

I swear I'm going to race you on motorcycles through lava at the base of a volcano. Then I'm going to wrestle you in the bushes outside Bono's chateau. We'll both be wearing eyeliner.

Good! because for a minute there I thought you were going to tie me to your hammock again and proceed to tickle me with you dirty pink feathers!


Im so up for a game of 'where-the-hell-are-we!'

anything with my Alan!

 

[Kieran McConville]

bump.

it's bump day, gang.

this is the last time I will ever post among you, guys. you don't deserve me. and more to the point, quite frankly gang, I don't deserve you.

That doesn't mean what you think it means.

 

[mad1]

yes it does, it means you are having a double affair.

shame on you Kieran!

 

[Kieran McConville]

it means i am leaving forever, starting now.

starting now.

 

[mad1]

yea right Keiran, and my ass can produce a multicoloured bunch of flowers.

 

[Kieran McConville]

well i guess im back again, but i'm only here to pick up my things, ok guys?

got a lot of stuff to pack, like that line of china ducks on the wall, and the bookcase, and the chair and of course the home theater.