Gnaw Bone, Indiana Superthread

[DreamOutLoud13]

 

[coolian2]

Oh good laughing out loud through a cup of tea was just ideal

 

[Axver]

Ha, that's good.

And now Google wants me to buy an apartment in South Yarra. Am I suddenly a moneyed wanker?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I have no school, but I have much schoolwork to do.

i love how many semesters i've had shit due on thanksgiving. not over the weekend but actually on that day. no it's cool, school's closed and i'm supposed to be off but sure, i'll turn shit in even though i know you won't even look at it until maybe tuesday or wednesday of next week. but heaven forbid i turn it in one second late and enjoy those two days off.

now in grad school i don't even get off for anything, it's great. so like if something's due on thanksgiving it's because it's just another thursday.

Cheap Amtrak shit would help at the moment.

amtrak? ohhh depending on the line, be prepared for delays*. if you tell me which line(s) you're looking at, i can tell you if it's one that's perpetually (like daily) delayed.

*i've seen delays for two hours, sometimes for eight hours. i can't even imagine.

 

[coolian2]

Ha, that's good.

And now Google wants me to buy an apartment in South Yarra. Am I suddenly a moneyed wanker?

Oh fuck now I can't wait to see my new set of Google ads

 

[Axver]

amtrak? ohhh depending on the line, be prepared for delays*. if you tell me which line(s) you're looking at, i can tell you if it's one that's perpetually (like daily) delayed.

*i've seen delays for two hours, sometimes for eight hours. i can't even imagine.

Oh yeah, I've heard about the shocker routes, especially the long-haul services that keep getting dicked over because they run on lines owned by freight companies who prioritise goods services.

But the two I'm looking at are the Missouri Rail Runner from Kansas City to St Louis, and the Illinois Service from St Louis to Chicago.

I'm thinking of breaking those trips at Jefferson City and/or Springfield. Basically, I can do two of Jefferson City, St Louis, and Springfield in the time I've got, but probably not all three.

 

[coolian2]

It amuses me that when dad and I went to Wellington 25 minutes at Pukekohe was annoying.

 

[coolian2]

Woah I just realised the date and just in time.

12:51, February 22, 2011. Damn, time flies.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Had to google it to realize the significance

But who can even keep up with anyone else's natural disasters these days.

 

[Axver]

I got my first academic job as the quake happened. I didn't have a smartphone at this point so I had no idea on the tram ride home. When I got home I was going to ring my mother to tell her, but for whatever reason I checked the news first. So I began by quickly mentioning the job, and then "you're going to want to turn on ABC News 24..."

 

[Axver]

Also, finally got around to shopping for some new trousers this morning. Not as painful as I expected, but bloody hell getting them taken up is going to cost almost as much as the trousers themselves!

 

[coolian2]

Also, finally got around to shopping for some new trousers this morning. Not as painful as I expected, but bloody hell getting them taken up is going to cost almost as much as the trousers themselves!

Similar note - I found 33 inch jeans. I may need to marry the girl at Jeanswest.

 

[coolian2]

Hmmm given my ex who used to work at Jeanswest just got engaged maybe that was a poor choice of....aw fuck it if she makes it look like I might be a bit attractive she can dress me all week

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

You boys need to learn to sew. Well, I guess Axver can get a pass for not being able to see.

 

[coolian2]

How can ANYONE turn 34 inch jeans into acceptable 33 inch jeans? I have scissors....

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Conversation the boyfriend and I had this afternoon at 3:14

Me: It's pi o'clock.
Jake: Pie o'clock? Why is it pie o'clock?
Me: Mathematical pie, not the dessert.
Jake: Oh. What if someone just ate pie every day at pi o'clock?
Me: They would get diabetes.

 

[coolian2]

Both of you make valid points. Have a mince and cheese pie instead.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

You'd probably still get diabetes. Everything delicious kills you.

 

[coolian2]

I'm going to die anyway. Everyone does.

You don't get the extra years at 28 when you're having great sex and loving life. You get them at 95 when you're hoping to die.

 

[coolian2]

*great sex = my opinion, maybe don't ask my partners

 

[coolian2]

Well saying that didn't pull the guests but it sure found a few registered users. Say hi sometime folks!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'm pretty sore from all the great sex I had in the last few days.

 

[Axver]

Jake: Oh. What if someone just ate pie every day at pi o'clock?
Me: They would get diabetes.

Challenge accepted.

 

[Axver]

*great sex = my opinion, maybe don't ask my partners

Challenge accepted.

 

[Axver]

I'm pretty sore from all the great sex I had in the last few days.

Challenge accep... oh.

 

[coolian2]

Challenge accepted.

Dare you.

 

[coolian2]

I'm pretty sore from all the great sex I had in the last few days.

I may be wrong, and from personal experience can say it, but it's hard to have bad sex. I mean I do know bad sex, but generally it's hard for it to be bad.

Not good is not the same as bad.

The best way to turn good sex into bad? Have her sister walk in.

 

[coolian2]

Challenge accep... oh.

I feel like this is a challenge you couldn't accept with a mile long dick.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I feel like this is a challenge you couldn't accept with a mile long dick.

 

[coolian2]

Well it's impossible to deny I was right.