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Old 10-23-2008, 06:53 AM   #1
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Euphemisms Thread

When I say drunk you say battered
drunk
battered
drunk
battered

When I say penis, you say anaconda
penis
anaconda
penis
anaconda

When I say died, you say croaked
died
croaked
died
croaked

READY? GO!

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Old 10-23-2008, 06:58 AM   #2
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(Am I getting this right?)
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:00 AM   #3
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praying to the porcelain god

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Old 10-23-2008, 07:02 AM   #4
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Melons.

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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Arse

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edit: damn it!

and i'm stumped, i refuse to google
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I should add I can't think of a euphemism for doing something illegal, so good luck.
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we are going back to my original just a tad late post, then

Trunk

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Old 10-23-2008, 07:11 AM   #9
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Muff diving.

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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Making a right fucking hash of it.

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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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