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Old 04-29-2009, 11:42 PM   #1
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From My big fat Greek Wedding

Nick Portokalos: Listen, you know. I really think you should say: eho tria orchidea. It means: everyone, let's come in the house. I think everybody will really like it.
Ian Miller: [mispronouncing] Eho tria orchidea?
Nick Portokalos: Yeah! That's good! Very good! You got it!
Ian Miller: I'm not falling for that again, Nick.
Nick Portokalos: What?
Ian Miller: Yeah, what. Angelo? How do you say: everyone, let's go into the house?
Angelo: Eho tria orchidea!
Nick Portokalos: Hum?
Ian Miller: Everyone: eho tria orchidea!
[in Greek: "I have three testicles!" - everybody laughs and Taki looks at Ian's crotch, surprised]
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:31 AM   #2
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From Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Not the funniest line ever but it cracks me up.

[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:22 PM   #3
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:52 PM   #4
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Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
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Old 05-01-2009, 04:08 AM   #7
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" Im wettin my jockey's over here"! from Anger manangment
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Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

- The Great Outdoors
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Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

- The Great Outdoors

I love that movie!!

I love when they take a picture with the oldest man in Canada but it turns out he's dead. And you gotta love the "old 96er"
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It makes my lips numb just thinking about it...but if your friend is a good sailor and the boat is sea worthy...I'll go..ok...I'M SAILING!-What about BOB!
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We got no food, we got no jobs, ...........our pets heads are falling off!
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Old 05-28-2009, 07:40 PM   #13
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(Forgetting Sarah Marshall-I that movie!!! The Collectors version has TONS of extra footage, interviews, behind the scenes, deleted scenes and several versions of the film. Brilliant!!)
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Old 05-29-2009, 12:40 AM   #14
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" whats her name? UM SLIPPY SLAPPY SWAN SWAN SWASON? maybe its its on the brief case, OH YEA SAMSONITE, I WAS WAY OFF"
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^LMAO!!! That's a good one and hits home! My dad used to be called Suitcase by his softball buddies from the last name Simpson, go figure) and so did I sometimes. Samsonite...suitcase...simpson....hahahahaha
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