DMP's Funny Movie quotes

[waynetravis]

Jake: The band... the band...
Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Jake: THE BAND!
Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Elwood: What light?
Reverend Cleophus James: HAVE YOU SEEEEN THE LIGHT?
Jake: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

- Blues Brothers

 

[theFly51]

Ever seen a grown man naked? - Airplane

 

[DeadMansParty]

" weve got no food, no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! ( dumb and dumber)

 

[theFly51]

"This guy just did a Peter Pan right off this dam!" - Tommy Lee Jones, The Fugitive

 

[Hepburn1216]

"..let me quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said,'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!""-Talledega Nights

 

[theFly51]

"That's a huge bitch!" - Duece Bigalow

 

[cobl04]

I think Donnie is a homosexual I think it would be safest if I slept with you tonight...
A bear ate all my clothes and everything I have except these condoms...



My friends are really mature once you get to know them...
Paging Dr Faggot!
Last call for Dr Faggot!
I think you should get out there, Dr Faggot.

I'm getting my bartender's license soon.
Suck my dick.
No thanks.

 

[theFly51]

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr removes Anne's brain from the oven Dolores tried to bake her in. He tries to cool her off in the sink.]
Anne Uumellmahaye: I… I think I'm alright.
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Count to ten!
Anne Uumellmahaye: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… [pause] 10.
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr turns to Dolores in a rage.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: You! You cooked her nines!

The Man With Two Brains

 

[waynetravis]

"Shut up, and paint your god damn house!''

- The 'burbs

 

[DeadMansParty]

Hepburn says " do you wanna gummy bear, thever been in my pocket all day, they are warm and squishy" Ferris Bwellers day off

 

[theFly51]

Rosie: [to Julia] : He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.

The Wedding Singer

 

[hardyharhar]

Do NOT go in there


Ace Ventura

 

[nielsgov]

'Why is the rum always gone?'

Pirates of the Caribbean

 

[waynetravis]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

 

[theFly51]

"It's just a big sock really"

National Lampoon European Vacation