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Old 05-29-2009, 07:43 PM   #16
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" I hope you have hobo stab insurrance" from the movie ACCEPTED as they are investigating an old building at night
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:53 PM   #17
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Nope, ain't got me no insurance, mister!!

Hey I just tried to send you a PM & got a msg saying you are all full up & need to clear some space out. I wanna send you an email or PM or something.....go onto AIM or clear your PM account out mate!
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:26 PM   #18
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What the heck, I use this one all the time........

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Spicoli (Sean Penn) walks into class late and hands Mr. Hand(Ray Walston) his registration card. Mr. Hand tears it up.....

S- "Hey bud, what's your problem?"
M.H.- "No problem at all" Mr Hand gives him back the pieces.
S- "You..........DICK!

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Old 05-29-2009, 09:29 PM   #19
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I love this one...(I am on a Forgetting Sarah Marshall kick)

Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.


(I love that Aldous line, I've used it on several instances...."I just carried on living my life" )
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:10 AM   #20
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From the movie Pocahontas

John Smith tells Pocahontas "the tree's talking to me"

Last time a tree talked to a person this is what happened
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Old 06-21-2009, 03:01 PM   #21
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I love that movie!!

I love when they take a picture with the oldest man in Canada but it turns out he's dead. And you gotta love the "old 96er"


Also love this line too from Great Outdoors:

"You may get the shits from the well water"
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Old 06-21-2009, 05:43 PM   #22
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This isn't a movie line, but how Mighty Boosh comedian Noel Fielding handled hecklers at a 2006 gig which I think is brilliant!

Noel:
Have you finished with your travel card?
Have you finished with your travel card?
Have you finished with your travel card?
Have you finished?
Have you?
Have you finished?
Have you?
Have you finished?

Man1: *inaudible*

Noel: Are you interrupting again? Its you again, isnt it? There cant be two twats in that tiny area.

Man 2: Hey you suck!

Noel: Sorry?

Man 2: You suck!

Noel: Who, me or him?

Man2: Both of you!

Noel: Both of us? Youre.. youre third in that order though, surely. Even him, he's a total cunt, youre bett, uh, worse than him. Do I suck?

Man2: Yes!

Man1: Are you gunna shave your head?

Noel: Am I gunna shave my head? Jeez You suck, yes, are you gunna shave your head? Yeah, I am, yeah, this is what this is about. This is a hairdressers. This is the Barbers preamble before he comes out and cuts my hair. There's four of them and were gunna do a fucking quartet then I'm gunna stab you in the eyes with the scissors.

Man1: How do you put your trousers on?

Noel: Huh?

Man1: How do you put your trousers on?

Noel: How do I put them on? Is that a trick question?

Man1: Want me to show you?

Noel: I put them in the fire, then come down the chimney. And then at night, I take them off again to fuck your momma.

Man1: Youre not very imaginative!

Noel: Well I fuck her in an imaginative way. I dress her up as a penguin and then set fire to her.

*Man1 doesnt reply.*

Noel: Anything? I dont mind, I love these games, cmon. {sings from song}Silence is golden. Look at you, creepin off in the dark like Fergal Sharkey. Now you got nothing to say. Not very imaginative. Everyone hates you.

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Old 06-21-2009, 07:17 PM   #23
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What the heck, I use this one all the time........

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Spicoli (Sean Penn) walks into class late and hands Mr. Hand(Ray Walston) his registration card. Mr. Hand tears it up.....

S- "Hey bud, what's your problem?"
M.H.- "No problem at all" Mr Hand gives him back the pieces.
S- "You..........DICK!


LOL when they play this part on TV the " DICK' comment is covered up by the most horrible voice over I have heard, sounds notthing like him, instead they say " YOU NERD", HAHA.
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Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

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My husband and kids love this movie along with Uncle Buck!
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LOL when they play this part on TV the " DICK' comment is covered up by the most horrible voice over I have heard, sounds notthing like him, instead they say " YOU NERD", HAHA.
Gotta love a really piss poor curse word cover up in a classic old movie like that!
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Old 06-30-2009, 07:02 PM   #27
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