WE DID IT! WE ACTUALLY DID IT! After 21 years of heartbreak and disappointment, Wellington have finally won the Super Rugby! And we did it while somehow not conceding a single try in the entire finals series. What a breathtakingly well timed run.
Oh wow. I don't have dry eyes, I really never expected to see this day. Beauden Barrett you are a fucking god and Dane Coles is clearly the bravest person in the city (he's from my hometown too, born within a month of me - he must have gone to another school though because I never knew him).
Seriously, I've followed this team since the Super Rugby fucking began, since day one. All my childhood I wore a Hurricanes cap everywhere no matter how often they found new ways to let me down or drove us up the wall with inconsistency, lacing moments of brilliance with moments of incoherence. Even when we made the finals in the past there was a sense of it all inevitably going pearshaped, that we were out of our depth and couldn't match it with the likes of Canterbury. Slowly but surely all the other New Zealand teams won the tournament, and when it finally looked like it was our turn last year we coughed it up to Otago.
BUT WE'VE DONE IT NOW! WELLINGTON MY BOYS!