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Old 11-07-2006, 04:35 PM   #46
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Greg the bunny's a bad mutha-

HEY - Watch your mouth.

Hey, I'm just talkin' bout Greg the Bunny.

Oh. Cool. I can dig it.
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Old 11-07-2006, 10:53 PM   #47
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Frank the Monkey is dead. Frank the Monkey remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it?
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Old 11-08-2006, 10:07 AM   #48
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yeah, exactly.

how do you respond to that Frank?
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Old 11-08-2006, 12:56 PM   #49
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Frank the Monkey is dead.
I am not Frank's spokeswoman or PR gal, but he told me to tell you

That's what you think.
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Old 11-08-2006, 01:30 PM   #50
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cogito ergo sum
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Old 11-08-2006, 01:34 PM   #51
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methinks this FRank character is overrated.

he can't even make an appearance in this thread and has to communicate thru somebody?

paf!
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Old 11-08-2006, 01:47 PM   #52
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methinks this FRank character is overrated.

he can't even make an appearance in this thread and has to communicate thru somebody?

paf!

Frank is probably just being fashionably late. I did hear that Frank is a diva.
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:14 AM   #53
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talk about a thread on drugs......
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Old 09-08-2007, 03:45 AM   #54
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Old 03-16-2009, 05:58 AM   #55
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panic in frank the monkey online community

Panic hit the Frank the Monkey online fan community this week when it became known that the exits had been welded shut, possibly for good.

"I don't know what we're going to do," shrieked FrankFan08 as a twelve-foot spiked dildo pierced his lower intestine.

But opinions vary on the creepy new direction of the online Frank the Monkey community. Frank the Monkey, for example, is reportedly 'wholly in favour' of it.

Longime members Rod and Todd, had they tongues to speak, might have endorsed the leader's views, albeit in guttural, unintelligible moans.

But why would any sane person willingly become part of the online Frank the Monkey community experience? That is the question everyone has been asking this week, especially since the enclosed quarter was 'virtually' doused in lighter fluid and set to burn.

"Let me out" screamed Franksboy39039. A moment later his vocal cords literally burst under the pressure, causing major internal haemmoraging.
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:08 AM   #56
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but what about the president? is he resting comfortably at the bethsada naval hospital, or whatever it is?
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:18 AM   #57
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That's terrible. Buuuuuttt.... All's well in the Spank the Monkey online community, so no worries really.
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:34 AM   #58
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Yes. He is.
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:34 AM   #59
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Yes. He is.
i'm afraid to ask you this, but i think i owe it to a lot of people to step up and just do it.

...are you frank the monkey? because... i've seen photos.
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:59 AM   #60
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I thought you were.

But who knows, really.

Guys, is it true that if elected, Frank would have renamed the federal emergency authority FEMUR? Rhetorical question.
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