Ask Frank the Monkey

[UberBeaver]

Yeah, but Frank the Bunny is real. You are right to fear him.

 

[Numb1075]

Yeah, but Frank the Bunny is real. You are right to fear him.

He's real? Oh, ok.

Then it must be Jake Gyllenhaal who is fake. No?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Frank = Mind Control. Like Big Brother, but fake.

Don't let Frank hear that you think he is fake ...

 

[UberBeaver]

I'll yell it from the mountain tops. Maybe then Frank will appear? HAHA. I laugh at the notion.

Jake Gyllenhall is just an incarnation of Maggie Gyllenhall's lost youth. It's sad, but it doesn't exactly make him fake, per se. Vis a vis. Cest la vie.

 

[Numb1075]

Don't let Frank hear that you think he is fake ...

Um, Frank is a monkey, does he have a decent command of the english language?

 

[Zoots]

I thought 'Frank the monkey' was merely a pseudonym for a serial killer that lives in Chalfont, England but makes monthly trips to Long Island NY for some reason.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Um, Frank is a monkey, does he have a decent command of the english language?

Of course he does.

I thought 'Frank the monkey' was merely a pseudonym for a serial killer that lives in Chalfont, England but makes monthly trips to Long Island NY for some reason.

Frank is everywhere.

 

[Numb1075]

He is everywhere, yet nowhere.

kind of like big steaming piles of poo. you know they are everywhere, but you rarely see them.

 

[Zoots]

Frank is everywhere.

You've been answering our questions... wait, does that mean...

I know I've said too much...

 

[JessicaAnn]

No. Sorry. Wrong.

 

[Numb1075]

are you Frank's spokeswoman?

 

[JessicaAnn]

I do work in public relations, guys.

 

[Numb1075]

are you Frank's public relations gal?

 

[Hewson]

Yeah, but Frank the Bunny is real. You are right to fear him.

Frank the Bunny is not nearly as fearsome as Greg the Bunny.

 

[Numb1075]

Frank the Bunny is not nearly as fearsome as Greg the Bunny.

Quien es Greg?

 

[UberBeaver]

Greg the bunny's a bad mutha-

HEY - Watch your mouth.

Hey, I'm just talkin' bout Greg the Bunny.

Oh. Cool. I can dig it.

 

[UberBeaver]

Frank the Monkey is dead. Frank the Monkey remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it?

 

[Numb1075]

yeah, exactly.

how do you respond to that Frank?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Frank the Monkey is dead.

I am not Frank's spokeswoman or PR gal, but he told me to tell you

That's what you think.

 

[Numb1075]

cogito ergo sum

 

[Zoots]

methinks this FRank character is overrated.

he can't even make an appearance in this thread and has to communicate thru somebody?

paf!

 

[Numb1075]

methinks this FRank character is overrated.

he can't even make an appearance in this thread and has to communicate thru somebody?

paf!

Frank is probably just being fashionably late. I did hear that Frank is a diva.

 

[Kiki]

talk about a thread on drugs......

 

[BonoFox1]

"DAMN DIRTY APES!!!"

 

[Kieran McConville]

panic in frank the monkey online community

Panic hit the Frank the Monkey online fan community this week when it became known that the exits had been welded shut, possibly for good.

"I don't know what we're going to do," shrieked FrankFan08 as a twelve-foot spiked dildo pierced his lower intestine.

But opinions vary on the creepy new direction of the online Frank the Monkey community. Frank the Monkey, for example, is reportedly 'wholly in favour' of it.

Longime members Rod and Todd, had they tongues to speak, might have endorsed the leader's views, albeit in guttural, unintelligible moans.

But why would any sane person willingly become part of the online Frank the Monkey community experience? That is the question everyone has been asking this week, especially since the enclosed quarter was 'virtually' doused in lighter fluid and set to burn.

"Let me out" screamed Franksboy39039. A moment later his vocal cords literally burst under the pressure, causing major internal haemmoraging.

 

[Zoomerang96]

but what about the president? is he resting comfortably at the bethsada naval hospital, or whatever it is?

 

[Mystic2Kyle]

That's terrible. Buuuuuttt.... All's well in the Spank the Monkey online community, so no worries really.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Yes. He is.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Yes. He is.

i'm afraid to ask you this, but i think i owe it to a lot of people to step up and just do it.

...are you frank the monkey? because... i've seen photos.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I thought you were.

But who knows, really.

Guys, is it true that if elected, Frank would have renamed the federal emergency authority FEMUR? Rhetorical question.