bono_212
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Seriously, they really couldn't show some crazy old episodes of Ace of Cakes or something? :'(
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Seriously, they really couldn't show some crazy old episodes of Ace of Cakes or something? :'(
i remember years ago when i first really got hooked on watching this channel, they'd show really old cooking shows, though they'd still go to infomercials eventually.
bono_212
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If you remind me more often, I will go back to being a Food Network obsessee.
For now, bed.
Tomorrow I get hipster glasses.
For now, bed.
Tomorrow I get hipster glasses.
will do.
night, enjoy your hipster glasses!
night, enjoy your hipster glasses!
bono_212
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Ugh, Best Thing I Ever Ate is on.
That show creeps me the fuck out. I don't like watching a bunch of pretentious chefs have an orgasm over chocolate.
That show creeps me the fuck out. I don't like watching a bunch of pretentious chefs have an orgasm over chocolate.
haha, i watched that earlier too. alex guarnaschelli gets waaaaay into that souffle.
bono_212
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Was that the one that was OOZING LAVA CHOCOLATE? Yeah, I was uncomfortable watching him masturbate over it.
bono_212
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So, what's on Food Network 
yeah. although i gotta admit, it looked delicious
and if memory serves me right, chopped should be on.
bono_212
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I never thought I'd feel the need to turn Ace of Cakes, but I'm over it. Even if they're making a Han Solo frozen in Carbonite cake 
yeah, i'm so over them. i remember when i used to want them to do my wedding cake. now i couldn't care less if the show was cancelled tomorrow.
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coolian2
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i still remember the episode where one of them was being so fucking condescending telling viewers not to bother them via their website.
my thoughts on that are two-fold: 1) tough shit, you're on tv what the fuck did you expect and 2) if you're going to be that exclusive, how about only take phone or in person orders?
pack of over-privileged wankers.
my thoughts on that are two-fold: 1) tough shit, you're on tv what the fuck did you expect and 2) if you're going to be that exclusive, how about only take phone or in person orders?
pack of over-privileged wankers.
i remember that episode! and yeah. i don't know what they expect either. i'm sure all the other business-related reality shows get bombarded with calls as well. if they don't want it to happen...stop being a tightass and hire another receptionist? tell mary alice to stop dicking around with the fondant and get her newly bony ass back at her desk?
we stopped by there when i was in baltimore, and there weren't crowds of people, or even one person (save for us) around. yet they had that black trash bag looking film on the windows. come off it.
we stopped by there when i was in baltimore, and there weren't crowds of people, or even one person (save for us) around. yet they had that black trash bag looking film on the windows. come off it.
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coolian2
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probably because it's likely i spent five minutes yelling about it to anyone who'd listen!
could be though that food network shoots six episodes and calls it a season, then repeats for a year.
there is a marshmallow test. why wasn't i ever given this? 
bono_212
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We should pioneer an Anti-Ace of Cakes movement. Let's do it!
Marshmallow test?
Marshmallow test?
let's do it!yeah. from wikipedia:
The "marshmallow experiment" is a well known test of this concept conducted by Walter Mischel at Stanford University and discussed by Goleman in his popular work. In the 1960s, a group of four-year-olds were given a marshmallow and promised another, only if they could wait 20 minutes before eating the first one. Some children could wait and others could not. The researchers then followed the progress of each child into adolescence and demonstrated that those with the ability to wait were better adjusted and more dependable (determined via surveys of their parents and teachers), and scored significantly higher on the Scholastic Aptitude Test years later.
what a tasty experiment.
why are folktales so boring? and why does the word motif make me want to stab babies?
and in other news, this episode of good eats seems poorly edited. the beginning of it, anyway.
bono_212
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Good Eats' intros are always poorly edited.
I just got back from Nightmare on Elm Street. My review is in the reviews thread, but, suffice it to say, I spent the ten minute drive back home ranting Travis' ear off. I didn't say half of what I could've in that review.
I just got back from Nightmare on Elm Street. My review is in the reviews thread, but, suffice it to say, I spent the ten minute drive back home ranting Travis' ear off. I didn't say half of what I could've in that review.
bono_212
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I...love the original film. A lot. It's one of my favorite movies ever. I'm a bit addicted
.I had to see the remake. I did not want to. Ok...i sorta wanted to. I had a little hope, because Robert Englund seemed to approve of it.
GUHGHGHGHG
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coolian2
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well, i've just read the funniest thing i've seen on the internet all day.
, ash. i hate when remakes totally suck.oh and een you must catch me up on home and away when i get there.
and i'm not sure if i think this star wars concert looks awesome or lame.
The Sad Punk
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This thread title really needed more implications of oral sex.
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coolian2
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it's only funny if the joke is so blisteringly obvious any blithering idiot can get it.
i had to rewrite that sentence about four times to avoid anything that could be over-interpreted into being an oral sex joke.
The Sad Punk
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what
i got a bonner reading this ...
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