Video Game thread XIV ²: No Prequels Club

[Jive Turkey]

I can never hold the line in those games. I just wanna pedal down through the whole course

 

[Jive Turkey]

I really hope like 10 of us can murder each other on PS4. Hopefully, JT wears his headset so I can hear him scream like a teeny weeny little tiny mini Canadian dog.

I once saw someone walking one of those giant Newfoundland Dogs when it stopped on the grass and pretty much took a pee out its bum. The owner walked over with a bag, stared at ground zero for about 5 seconds, then walked away. I nearly peed myself laughing (but not from my bum)

 

[u2popmofo]

Yeah, I suck at them too. I'm hoping for a Burnout game next year. Seems like they usually have one out the first year of a new console generation. At least in those games you're expected to crash a lot! I like driving games a lot, I just gravitate towards the arcade-y ones.


Update from Rockstar about GTA Online:
Some More Details on Grand Theft Auto Online | Rockstar Games

 

[u2popmofo]

I once saw someone walking one of those giant Newfoundland Dogs when it stopped on the grass and pretty much took a pee out its bum. The owner walked over with a bag, stared at ground zero for about 5 seconds, then walked away. I nearly peed myself laughing (but not from my bum)

That's what I pretty much do every time my dog has......digestive issues.

We should talk NSW into getting BF4 again, so we can relive the "land a helicopter on his head" incident with 61 other players thinking we're idiots.

 

[No spoken words]

I suck at most games but I'm really really bad at racing games, even though I enjoy them.

 

[u2popmofo]

You'd better not be really bad at driving getaway cars, as there's no way I'm getting in something Imperor's driving.

 

[Jive Turkey]

We should talk NSW into getting BF4 again, so we can relive the "land a helicopter on his head" incident with 61 other players thinking we're idiots.

NSW?

 

[u2popmofo]

The Last of Us "Alternate" Ending - YouTube

 

[No spoken words]

NSW?

I meant what I said earlier....if you guys want me to buy a game, just tell me which console to get it on and I'll do it, but I mean it, wear the fucking headset.

 

[Jive Turkey]

I meant what I said earlier....if you guys want me to buy a game, just tell me which console to get it on and I'll do it, but I mean it, wear the fucking headset.

I'll wear a headset if you buy it on ps4

 

[Jive Turkey]

The Last of Us "Alternate" Ending - YouTube

hahahaha awesome

 

[bono_212]

I meant what I said earlier....if you guys want me to buy a game, just tell me which console to get it on and I'll do it, but I mean it, wear the fucking headset.

http://www.ridetohell.com/retribution/index.html

PS3

Stat

 

[No spoken words]

I'll wear a headset if you buy it on ps4

Done.

 

[gump]

Do you guys also ruin your new cars in GTA like 15 seconds after getting them? I feel I'm particularly bad at keeping my car intact.

 

[No spoken words]

I destroy every car I drive, but, usually it's deliberate. I like to steal buses or trucks and then run over as many pedestrians as I can before the police get involved.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

ZOMGz you guyz i found the tree! #foundwhatimlookinfor #hopebonosokay

 

[LemonMelon]

I felt like U2 recording Achtung Baby when I drove over those Joshua trees in a range rover.

 

[Jive Turkey]

All my crew has impressive beards

 

[u2popmofo]

I destroy every car I drive, but, usually it's deliberate. I like to steal buses or trucks and then run over as many pedestrians as I can before the police get involved.

I go out of my way to hit deer with my car. I even hit deer with 4-wheelers. Seriously guys, fuck deer. Those assholes always run at the last second and ruin people's cars in real life. I will ruin deer's lives with cars in video game life.

ZOMGz you guyz i found the tree! #foundwhatimlookinfor #hopebonosokay

I laughed.

 

[gump]

I destroy every car I drive, but, usually it's deliberate. I like to steal buses or trucks and then run over as many pedestrians as I can before the police get involved.

Yeah, mine is often accidental. I just try to go as fast as I can, but the result is often destruction.

The deliberate running over that I enjoyed the most was hitting a guy in one of these off-road vehicles

with a bus

 

[No spoken words]

He deserved it.

Oh, stumbled onto the No Country for Old Men portion finally.

 

[u2popmofo]

It's crazy to have been playing a game for hours a day for pretty much two weeks, and you still see "new" things on pretty much a daily basis. I see vehicles I've never seen, animals, have new activities open, etc. Such a big game.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I finished the main story today... and I'm still finding new things.

 

[Jive Turkey]

This is really fucking annoying. I'm trying to find a car for the big heist and the game is obviously trying to make me get a jeep or suv. I've been driving for 15 minutes and literally every vehicle on the road is a jeep or range rover. Even in the expensive areas where there are usually sports cars. Irritating as shit

 

[No spoken words]

Shut up.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

This is really fucking annoying. I'm trying to find a car for the big heist and the game is obviously trying to make me get a jeep or suv. I've been driving for 15 minutes and literally every vehicle on the road is a jeep or range rover. Even in the expensive areas where there are usually sports cars. Irritating as shit

GTA has been known to spawn the same vehicle type from time to time, from GTA3 on. Honestly I haven't seen that as often with GTA V, but I have seen it.

Any car with 4 seats will work for a getaway car. For "the big one" just make sure you mod the shit out of it... bullet proof tires are an absolute must... and, uh, know where the train tunnels are

 

[u2popmofo]

Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters: Episode 2 - YouTube

 

[Jive Turkey]

GTA has been known to spawn the same vehicle type from time to time, from GTA3 on. Honestly I haven't seen that as often with GTA V, but I have seen it.

Any car with 4 seats will work for a getaway car. For "the big one" just make sure you mod the shit out of it... bullet proof tires are an absolute must... and, uh, know where the train tunnels are

I wanted a super fast car though and I'll I could find was a range rover I still finished the heist... just with less style

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You should have enough cash to buy one so that it always respawns.

 

[Jive Turkey]

I wanted to steal one, goddammit
How am I supposed to suspend disbelief if I'm using my own car as a getaway?
At least I'll always have pouring gasoline on people