What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

[Carek1230]

(%00) Days of Summer was really bad IMO and I Was surprised as it got so many great reviews. So many people told me to see it. I did. I don't recommend it.

 

[cobl04]

i just caught the back end of a Rob Schneider movie where he was playing a prison inmate, or something, named Stan? looked pretty shit..

 

[2861U2]

"Bug", from a couple years ago. It had Ashley Judd I think. Awful, awful film.

Nick Cage's "The Weatherman" is up there, too.

 

[Dalton]

Hulu - Tiptoes - Watch the full feature film now.

Do yourself a (dis)favor.

 

[powerhour24]

(%00) Days of Summer was really bad IMO and I Was surprised as it got so many great reviews. So many people told me to see it. I did. I don't recommend it.

Ummm? Awesome movie BTW, reviews or not. And, you're entitled to dislike it, but there's no way in hell it deserves to be mentioned in this thread.

 

[BonosBaby12]

"Bug", from a couple years ago. It had Ashley Judd I think. Awful, awful film.

Just saw that the other day. Definitely one of the worst movies ever.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

the postman.

 

[CrashedCarDriver]

this thread should be altered to be 'worst movie you paid money to see' instead

 

[Tyagu_Anaykus]

DragonBall Evolution.

 

[purpleoscar]

Great thread! I can get my revenge.

And any Lars Von Trier film - last one I sat through was The Idiots. Well named, bleurgh.

Breaking the waves was one of those 4 star movies I regretted.

Blair Witch Project.

When you root for the characters to die then you know it's BAAAD.

Crash

I would also add Babel which was in a similar style.

Wild, wild, west

Excruciating. Everyone was horrible!

My 5 worst:

5. Alien Resurrection:

Absolutely no suspense. It looked like a bad European TV sci-fi show. Doctor Who is more entertaining.

YouTube - Alien Resurrection Trailer

4. Batman and Robin:

I actually went to the theatre to see this dung pile.

YouTube - BATMAN AND ROBIN WORST MOVIE EVER

3. Moulin Rouge:

Bad acting, singing, attention deficit disorder editing and misusing a U2 song. My Dad walked out of the living room in 20 minutes. I forced myself to see how bad it would be (felt like slashing my wrists) to find some laughs. Nope. No laughs. Just PAIN.

YouTube - Ewan McGregor & Nicole Kidman - Elephant Love Medley (do filme Moulin Rouge)

2. Che:

This was the most sonumbulating movie I ever seen. The movie was 4 hours of pretending to be Terrence Malick. This trailer is a lie:

YouTube - Che - Movie Trailer

The actual experience was like watching someone's 4 hour home video of walking in the jungle. I've never been so exhausted. I nodded off lots of times. The lack of character depth and psychology just made the movie so boring.

1. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

I think Ebert says it best:

Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews

Zero stars

As a play, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern" is fascinating; we use our knowledge of "Hamlet" to piece together the half-glimpsed, incomplete actions of the major players, whose famous scenes we see a line or a moment at a time. As a movie, this material, freely adapted by Stoppard, is boring and endless. It lies flat on the screen, hardly stirring.

My God! The entire movie was uploaded for your viewing displeasure on youtube:

YouTube - Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead - Part 12 (Final)

 

[CrashedCarDriver]

i cant believe i paid 17.50 to see away we go, a movie starring john krasinski and maya rudolph and directed by sam mendes

derivative hipster rubbish!

 

[cobl04]

what about Police Academy 472?

 

[CrashedCarDriver]

what about Police Academy 472?

did you pay money to see it?

if not youre "a idiot" for choosing to watch this movie at all in the first place!

 

[Billy Rotten]

Rocky Horror Picture Show

...this, Napoleon Dynamite (only got through 30 minutes of stupid), Borat (which was just rude), and Little Man.

 

[purpleoscar]

Massively disappointed after a good Casino Royale.

The most whiny complaining movie I've seen.

 

[UberBeaver]

The Life Aquatic.

 

[purpleoscar]

Movie ticket hemlock

 

[UberBeaver]

The thing about the Village is that I kinda liked it for a while, and then it just got stoopid dum.

 

[Dalton]

Again, until you people have watched Tiptoes, your submissions in this thread are irrelevant.

 

[purpleoscar]

The thing about the Village is that I kinda liked it for a while, and then it just got stoopid dum.

Then stay away from Lady in the water because I couldn't describe any part of it as good.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Boxing Helena - I 'm going to save you all the 90 minutes. In the last scene of this gawdawful movie, you find out that the entire thing was A DREAM!!! It never actually happened.

And I'm gonna have to agree with whoever said The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

[UberBeaver]

Again, until you people have watched Tiptoes, your submissions in this thread are irrelevant.

Is that the one with Matthew McConnaughy as a Big guy in the Little Family and he's all embarrased and then he gets that chick pregnant and he fears it will bring him face to face with both his greatest fear and his greatest shame? And Kate Beckinsale is all conflicted cause she's gonna give birth to a dwarf, but she learns to love them by opening her heart as well as her legs? It's roughly 90 minutes? I <3 that movie! Or are you talking about a different movie all together?

 

[Dalton]

Is that the one with Matthew McConnaughy as a Big guy in the Little Family and he's all embarrased and then he gets that chick pregnant and he fears it will bring him face to face with both his greatest fear and his greatest shame? And Kate Beckinsale is all conflicted cause she's gonna give birth to a dwarf, but she learns to love them by opening her heart as well as her legs? It's roughly 90 minutes? I <3 that movie! Or are you talking about a different movie all together?

NWA, mothafucka, NWA!

 

[purpleoscar]

Again, until you people have watched Tiptoes, your submissions in this thread are irrelevant.

I haven't seen it but that trailer is very convincing that it is atrocious and embarrassing for all the actors involved. What the hell is Gary Oldman doing in that movie?

Of course there is a lot of competition out there:

YouTube - Jaws 4, by Richard Jeni

YouTube - Best of Silent Night Deadly night 2

YouTube - Hercules in New York [Highlights]

YouTube - A Scene From Troll 2

YouTube - Worst Line Reading Ever

Actually I wouldn't mind watching this just for laughs, though it's obviously one of the worst movies ever:

YouTube - Worst Movies Ever - Alien Apocalypse

 

[Lost in Sound]

Stealth
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
What Happens in Vegas

 

[Daddysgonnapay]

OMG! This "tiptoes" movie you KNOW I am going to have to watch it!!!

and whoever said "boxing Helena"...OMG...yes...that was just one weird awful movie

 

[purpleoscar]

This was a funny review of a possible contender:

Massawyrm's infamous annual VERY WORST OF list, 2009 edition! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

YouTube - After Last Season Trailer HD!

Yes. That’s a real movie. After the trailer premiered, the filmmakers began getting phone calls as rumors circulated that this was some sort of hoax or WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE tie-in. They were all dumbfounded by the notion that people didn’t believe their movie was real. Oh, it’s real. Shot on 35mm and released in 4 cities, it is a movie so bad that the distributors called up the theaters individually and told them to BURN THE PRINTS. Burn the prints. Why? Because it was cheaper than shipping them back. And perhaps because the Lord is indeed a kind and loving God.

That trailer is not quite indicative of how bad it gets. The film is about some sort of researcher – the film is never quite clear what kind as many of the facts we glean come from a 45 minute dream sequence in the middle of the film, the beginning of which is actually anyone’s guess – who discovers, maybe (again, a dream) that his research subject is psychic and can see murders going on around them in their city/town. As we peer deep into her brain, we are treated to computer generated effects that would make Pixar employees weep bitch tears at their amateurish execution. You have a screensaver on the computer you are reading this on that is more advanced than what they commit to 35mm. And worst of all, many of these screen saver like sequences go on, dialog free, for as long as 4 or 5 minutes.

You WILL lose track of time. You WILL abandon all hope. You WILL NOT be able to get through this movie unfazed without allowing yourself the ability to leave the room and take sanity breaks or hold a conversation. The film is astounding in its ineptitude. I will even go so far as to say that it is the worst theatrically distributed film of the modern era. Terrible lighting and sound is just the beginning of this fetid, painful, epic wonderland of suck. A truly unbelievable experience. It’s almost adorable how hard they try to convince you that an unfinished basement, sheets, cardboard and printer paper is a medical facility of any value. It’s kind of like a kid wearing a towel and a bucket trying to convince you he’s a knight. If you watch this, and I know some of you will, do not, I repeat, do not watch it alone. Get friends. You’ll need them when the movie slips into screensaver mode. And beer. Lots of beer. Trust me. Sober is no way to experience AFTER LAST SEASON.



That's it. That's the worst of the year.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Scarface.

 

[cobl04]

how about that u2 movie rattle n hum or something where bono says edge play the blues and then he plays a solo and its not even the blues wtf!

 

[MMP]

Monster In the Closet... I do laugh my ass off watching the trailer on these days tough.