What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

[corianderstem]

Yes, but now you need to explain it to me because I have no idea who or what that is.

 

[LMP]

It's Kenneth Branagh in Wild Wild West making a funny face.

 

[lazarus]

My fail has been fixed.

And this is what they call a game-changer:

Your move again.

 

[LMP]

I'm going to murder you... in the Zoo Station forum... with a .jpeg.

 

[corianderstem]

It's Kenneth Branagh in Wild Wild West making a funny face.

I saw that movie on a plane. I only saw it - I didn't have my headphones plugged in. Even without the sound, I could tell it was one of the worst movies ever.

Also very, very bad: The Avengers.

 

[lazarus]

I'm going to murder you... in the Zoo Station forum... with a .jpeg.

You're running out of rope, pal.

 

[Jive Turkey]

That box art makes me think they're trying to solve a rape

Colonel Mustard. In the Basement. With the broomstick

 

[lazarus]

More like Cornhole Mustard.

 

[LMP]

Professor Plum... in the lounge... with the supply of meds he carries around for his terrible depression.

 

[Jive Turkey]

More like Cornhole Mustard.

I'm ashamed that this made me giggle so much

 

[No spoken words]

I'm ashamed that this made me giggle so much

Not as ashamed as I feel from laughing at "solving a rape".

 

[powerhour24]

Willard (2003)

 

[Dalton]

I don't think any of you should post in this thread again until you've sat through an hour and a half of Matthew McConaughey wrestling with his conflicted emotions of being the only "big person" in a family of "little people" when confronted with the fact that the love of his life is now pregnant with a child that will bring him face to face with both his greatest fear and his greatest shame.

But that's not all. As McConaughey struggles with his demons, the lovely Kate Beckinsale has issues of her own. She must confront her own ignorance and prejudices against the littles as she prepares to give birth to one, but as she learns to open heart heart to these lovable dwarves will she learn to open her legs as well?

An hour and a half, bitches.

 

[Yahweh]

Paranormal Activity

For all the hype this movie got I found it to be absolutely brutal.

 

[jesseu2]

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3...... was soo bad, lol.. i watched all 3 movies a couple weeks ago an it was just bad because Sally Field and Burt Reynolds were not in the film.

Find Me Guilty... i stopped watching this after 20 mins into it

The Dark Knight

I loved that but hated Batman Begins.

 

[cobl04]

does Vanilla Sky go without saying?

 

[liz9640]

The Room

But it's so bad, it's AMAZING.

This is true! I had never been so excited to watch a really bad movie before!

 

[Daddysgonnapay]

hahahaha.....seriously? and the title of this, em, movie?

I don't think any of you should post in this thread again until you've sat through an hour and a half of Matthew McConaughey wrestling with his conflicted emotions of being the only "big person" in a family of "little people" when confronted with the fact that the love of his life is now pregnant with a child that will bring him face to face with both his greatest fear and his greatest shame.

But that's not all. As McConaughey struggles with his demons, the lovely Kate Beckinsale has issues of her own. She must confront her own ignorance and prejudices against the littles as she prepares to give birth to one, but as she learns to open heart heart to these lovable dwarves will she learn to open her legs as well?

An hour and a half, bitches.

 

[Dalton]

tiptoes

 

[Daddysgonnapay]

hahahahahaha....I just googled it! hilarious!

 

[lazarus]

tiptoes

Dalton, I'm pretty sure I remember you saying that Anal Avengers #6 was the worst thing you'd ever seen, "especially after the brilliance of the fifth installment". Unless you were just exaggerating at the time.

 

[Dalton]

#6 was nowhere near as bad as Manhole.

 

[lazarus]

I don't remember you covering that one, so to speak.

 

[Slipstream]

Talladega Nights has got to be one of the worst I've seen. Absolute piss.

Zoolander for me too was terrible and not funny.

 

[Jive Turkey]

I don't think any of you should post in this thread again until you've sat through an hour and a half of Matthew McConaughey wrestling with his conflicted emotions of being the only "big person" in a family of "little people" when confronted with the fact that the love of his life is now pregnant with a child that will bring him face to face with both his greatest fear and his greatest shame.

But that's not all. As McConaughey struggles with his demons, the lovely Kate Beckinsale has issues of her own. She must confront her own ignorance and prejudices against the littles as she prepares to give birth to one, but as she learns to open heart heart to these lovable dwarves will she learn to open her legs as well?

An hour and a half, bitches.

This sounds like one of Kieran McConville's stories

 

[Jive Turkey]

Holy Christ, its for real

YouTube - tiptoes_s

 

[Jive Turkey]

And what the fuck? Is Oldman doing it Dorf style the whole film?

 

[U2morrow]

Very Bad Things. Just terrible.

 

[U2girl]

Catwoman/300.

 

[VintagePunk]

I don't think any of you should post in this thread again until you've sat through an hour and a half of Matthew McConaughey wrestling with his conflicted emotions of being the only "big person" in a family of "little people" when confronted with the fact that the love of his life is now pregnant with a child that will bring him face to face with both his greatest fear and his greatest shame.

But that's not all. As McConaughey struggles with his demons, the lovely Kate Beckinsale has issues of her own. She must confront her own ignorance and prejudices against the littles as she prepares to give birth to one, but as she learns to open heart heart to these lovable dwarves will she learn to open her legs as well?

An hour and a half, bitches.

I literally made sympathetic noises as I was reading this. You win the thread.


I guess I don't watch many movies that I think will be truly awful, but a couple that come to mind are I Heart Huckabees - hated it, I thought it was a piece of crap; and The Astronaut's Wife, which was just horrible, even though I generally enjoy most Depp movies, with the exception of this, and the PotC franchise.